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Ninja181

by Ninja181 on 31 July 2012 - 20:07

Headstone of Russell J. Larsen in the Logan City Cemetery, Logan, Utah !

I wonder if he died knowing he won the 'Coolest Headstone' contest?

His five rules for a happy life are at the bottom.

 

FIVE RULES FOR MEN TO FOLLOW FOR A HAPPY LIFE:

 

1. It's important to have a woman who helps at home,

cooks from time to time, cleans up, and has a job.

 

2. It's important to have a woman who can make you

laugh.

 

3. It's important to have a woman who you can trust,

and doesn't lie to you.

 

4. It's important to have a woman who is good in bed,

and likes to be with you.

 

5. It's very, very important that these four women

do not know each other or you could end up dead like me.




live4schutzhund

by live4schutzhund on 01 August 2012 - 01:08

That IS AWESOME!

by beetree on 01 August 2012 - 11:08


Ninja181

by Ninja181 on 01 August 2012 - 11:08

LOL, Bee

Sunsilver

by Sunsilver on 01 August 2012 - 17:08

You know, I really think this has to be just a joke. The guy dies: is his WIFE going to allow this headstone to be put on the grave? His kids?

I really don't think so!

I've heard that joke before, too, but not related to a tombstone. And, I think it's totally tasteless and reduces women to 'objects' that provide specific services.

JMHO, coming from someone whose parents were happily married for nearly 60 years!

StrayPixels (admin)

by StrayPixels on 01 August 2012 - 22:08

Any time I hear of headstones I can't help but to think of this one lol
Very original!



Sunsilver

by Sunsilver on 02 August 2012 - 04:08

That's cute! I wonder if she was a 'meter maid' or 'Green Hornet'. And, of course, the meter reads: "Time Expired"!





 


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