Pleas help with deranged dog!!! - Page 1

Quasi male (testicles failed to drop) not sure of age.  Not sure of age, hard to tell as it acts like a spoiled 3 year old.  Breeding questionable, one butt ugly animal.  Background questionable, probably less than desirable.  No papers were provided when requested.  Cow hocks, bad elbows, undershot bite, weak in more than just the pasterns.  Bad case of mange as it is constantly scratching and biting at anything without prodding.  Incontinent in addition to it's diarrhea of the mouth, drools constantly, slobbers when barking.  Often goes off barking at nothing in particular, just likes the sound of its own voice reverberating in its empty cranium.  Bark is definately worse than its bite as it has few teeth.  Also suffering from huge callouses on its butt from dragging it so thinking the anal glands need a good working over.  Didn't have the heart to euthanize it even though highly recommended by more than one party.  Can anyone help with this problem animal...I haven't given it a name yet...does anyone have any suggestions?

MAJORITY RULES!!!!