Pleas help with deranged dog!!! - Page 3

I have been trying so hard to help my poor Troll but he can't seem to figure anything out.  Very dim witted to say the least.  I have done everything I can think of but he just doesn't get it.  Poor, poor little Troll.  Someone finally told me what breed they think he is...a miniature Bull Mastiff, can you imagine that?  I thought that pushed up, wrinkled up face was his butt and he was walking backwards.  I have a lot to learn about Troll.

Thanks for the heads up Red, no "rocket's" red glare going on despite what he was doing to that beach ball.  Do you think he confused it with an inflatable doll?  And don't worry about Puss Puss.  Troll is just terrified of the pussy.  He barks at her when she hisses or spits but runs for cover when she rakes him good with her claws. 

Sorry SchHBabe, I guess I didn't realize I was on the wrong forum when I posted this.  Didn't mean to confuse anyone by letting them think Troll was a GSD.  He is just a mutt, a very very sad little mutt.

Shelley, silly girl, Troll can't talk, but he sure likes to bark and slobber.  And since someone bobbed his tail and both ends drool, it is hard to tell which end is which.  House breaking is gonna be a pain.