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CaptMike

by CaptMike on 22 May 2008 - 03:05


A young Native American woman went to a doctor for her first-ever physical exam. After checking all of her vitals and running the usual tests the doctor said, "Well, Running Doe, you are in fine health.  I can find no problems. However, I did notice one strange anomaly."  

"And what is that, Doctor?"  

"Well, you have no nipples."  

"None of the people in my tribe have nipples," she replied.  

"That is astounding!" said the incredulous doc. "If you don't mind, I'd like to take a few notes in order to submit this phenomenon to The New England Journal of Medicine."  

"All right, doctor."  

Note pad in hand, the doctor asked, "First of all, how many people are there in your tribe?"  

She answered, "About 500."  

"And what is the name of this tribe?" asked the doc.  

Running Doe replied, "We are known as 'The Indian Nippleless Five Hundred.'" 

 

 





 


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