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by Okie Amazon on 01 December 2009 - 19:12
Every year, the small newspaper of my hometown publishes recipes for turkey written by kindergartners and first graders. Here are my favorites this year:
You get the turkey from the woods. You put it in a pan and put saice on it and spices, then cook it in the oven fro 6 minutes @ 25,000 degrees. Then take it out and make turkey pie.
You get the turkey from the market. Prepare it with mayonaise and broccoli. Pat it and get it all in shape. Cook it on medium for thirty minutes, then eat with carrots and broccoli.
Find a turkey somewhere and cook it 10 hours in the oven. Then eat it. then give it to the dogs.
I want to cook it at 50 degrees. You kill it and fluff it. Cook it 80 minuts. The turkey comes from a farm. Put BBQ sauce on it after you cook it. Then sit down and eat it and pray.
Go to the turkey field and shott it with a 24 gun pull all the feathers out. Wash it real good with water. Put 12 pounds of salt and lemon pepper on it.Set it in a pan in the oven Cook it all night long at 40 degrees. Take it out and put it on a big plate and evrybody EAT!
First you shoot the turkey in the woods. Then you take it home and peel the feathers off. Then you stuff some cake in it. Then you cook it in the oven at 20 degrees. Let it cool off and gobble it up.
Find the turkey in the wood where Daddy hunts for deer and shoot it. Take it back home where your going to cook it. Then cook the feathers off. Then take out all the stuff that's not supposed to be in it. Then you cook it and put spices on it. Any spices. Cook it for 35 seconds. Take it out of the stove and serve it!
You shoot it way in the back and poke the feathers out. Then you cut off its head and foot but leave the leg. Cook it in the oven for 12 hours at 58 degrees. You eat it with your family.
You get some turkey and put a little sauce on it and cook it for like 30 seconds and you put this little bowl thingy with a stem on it and put carrots all around until they're soft and you can bite them. Put more sauce on it and oil and these little sprinkles that look like salt but they're not and they taste so good! You stire it and shake it in your hand for a little while and then sprinkle it all over your turkey. You get orange juice and squirt it all over it because my dad can't have pop and it's my sister's birthday when we have turkey. Get some pepper and shake it in the can and boil it. Get some flower seeds and put all over the turkey and get apples and chop them. Get these little things that look like bee stingers but they're not and put them on. Add a little rainbow color to it and that's how you make a turkey!
You get the turkey from the woods. You put it in a pan and put saice on it and spices, then cook it in the oven fro 6 minutes @ 25,000 degrees. Then take it out and make turkey pie.
You get the turkey from the market. Prepare it with mayonaise and broccoli. Pat it and get it all in shape. Cook it on medium for thirty minutes, then eat with carrots and broccoli.
Find a turkey somewhere and cook it 10 hours in the oven. Then eat it. then give it to the dogs.
I want to cook it at 50 degrees. You kill it and fluff it. Cook it 80 minuts. The turkey comes from a farm. Put BBQ sauce on it after you cook it. Then sit down and eat it and pray.
Go to the turkey field and shott it with a 24 gun pull all the feathers out. Wash it real good with water. Put 12 pounds of salt and lemon pepper on it.Set it in a pan in the oven Cook it all night long at 40 degrees. Take it out and put it on a big plate and evrybody EAT!
First you shoot the turkey in the woods. Then you take it home and peel the feathers off. Then you stuff some cake in it. Then you cook it in the oven at 20 degrees. Let it cool off and gobble it up.
Find the turkey in the wood where Daddy hunts for deer and shoot it. Take it back home where your going to cook it. Then cook the feathers off. Then take out all the stuff that's not supposed to be in it. Then you cook it and put spices on it. Any spices. Cook it for 35 seconds. Take it out of the stove and serve it!
You shoot it way in the back and poke the feathers out. Then you cut off its head and foot but leave the leg. Cook it in the oven for 12 hours at 58 degrees. You eat it with your family.
You get some turkey and put a little sauce on it and cook it for like 30 seconds and you put this little bowl thingy with a stem on it and put carrots all around until they're soft and you can bite them. Put more sauce on it and oil and these little sprinkles that look like salt but they're not and they taste so good! You stire it and shake it in your hand for a little while and then sprinkle it all over your turkey. You get orange juice and squirt it all over it because my dad can't have pop and it's my sister's birthday when we have turkey. Get some pepper and shake it in the can and boil it. Get some flower seeds and put all over the turkey and get apples and chop them. Get these little things that look like bee stingers but they're not and put them on. Add a little rainbow color to it and that's how you make a turkey!
by MaggieMae on 01 December 2009 - 19:12
Hilarious -- thanks for giving me a good laugh !!
by Red Sable on 01 December 2009 - 19:12
Kids are so darn cute! Thanks for sharing.
by ShadyLady on 01 December 2009 - 23:12
LOL!
by yellowrose of Texas on 01 December 2009 - 23:12
"Kids say the Darndest Things" Bill Cosby
YR
by malshep on 02 December 2009 - 11:12
I laughed so hard, thanks for sharing :))
Always,
Cee
Always,
Cee
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