2009 USA Nationals - Page 1

Okay, so who is going? It looks like it may be one of those "cold ones"! Is anyone from the board entering?

Cold is relative


compared to neptune.. Iowa would be considered tropical,


J

Our nationals is just around the corner and I thought I might share some helpful facts about the Quad cities, ( Bettendorf, Davenport, Moline and Rock Island,)

Shark Fishing in the Mississippi River is not prohibited but will requite a license.

If you are considering water skiing you should consider using a boat

One armed piano players must perform for free in Iowa. so please do not get taken advantage of and know your rights.

Bathing is prohibited during winter so be happy you are visiting before December 21

Many places in Iowa have both indoor plumbing as well as electricity

Two former UFC Champions live in the Quad City Area so please be polite in public areas. While I don't know either of these individuals... if your were to offend either of these individuals the results could be detrimental to your personal aesthetics. While it is bad enough to be beaten to a pulp when you are intoxicated. People with these gentleman's skill set could beat you to a foam.

If an Asian Carp lands in your lap while watching the trial it is yours to keep.

Do not let anyone claiming to be an Amish electrician into your hotel room.

There are numerous certified Elvis impersonators within a 93 mile radius of the event

Ladies there is a special double X award given this year to the High Scoring Female- handler female dog team.

English is the official language of Iowa.

We would like to discourage people from flying kites during tornado's while the event is in progress.

As always spontaneous human combustion is strictly prohibited at the venue while the event is in progress

We will be tracking in cut beans which is good because most alien aircraft land in corn fields.



Hope to see you in Iowa

Have a Day

J

I'm Entered...

  Frank

Jeff.... thats hilarious! ROFL

I think one of my club members is going.

Nia -- No one really owns beer you just kind of rent it

Elkoor thanks

 

J

Nia Mystere Vodka Rocks for me since your bying

Rik

Even if  cold we are at a nice minor league baseball stadium so  should have some places to warm up a bit..