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by RatPackKing on 05 July 2009 - 02:07
Cats and Dogs? My God, do we even have to compare the two? OBVIOUSLY, dogs are better. EVERYONE knows that. Let's go over the reasons why.
Cat owner's = evil lazy, Dog owners = good hard workers: Some well known cat owners include Saddam Hussein, Adolph Hitler, Mike Moore and Rev Wright. See, cat owners are B@STARDS!!! Well known dog owners? None other than Mother Theresa, Billy Graham, Martin Luther King, and even Jesus! Yes, even Jesus, son of God. How can you not like dogs better than cats when Jesus had one? What are you, SOME KIND OF HEATHEN!?!
Dogs defend people: Have you heard of guard dogs? Don't you feel safer with a dog in the home? Even little dogs bark if someone tries to break in to give you a warning. Dogs = safety. What about cats? Did you ever see that Stephen King movie, "Cat's Eye"? In it, some people say cats steal people's breath. They remind me of Liberals. Is that what you want? To be sleeping and have some cat STEAL YOUR BREATH!?! If so you deserve what you get!!
Cats and dogs on TV: Let's say you are stuck in the woods. Your leg is caught in a bear trap. You're trapped. It's getting dark. No one knows where you are. Wouldn't you want to have a dependable border collie like Lassie, or a GSD Like Rin Tin Tin getting you help? These are dogs that have hundreds of episodes worth of lifesaving experiences. Basically all they ever did every week was get their stupid owners and people out of jams. This is like a day at the beach for Lassie and Rin Tin Tin. Or would you rather have Morris the cat help you? Yeah, big help he'd be. "Morris help me, my leg is in a bear trap. Help!" Here's Morris's response "Meow, meow, meow, meow." Translation "I'm a stupid cat who doesn't really understand what you're saying. Feed me I'm tired, and then I'll wander away and leave you to die! DON'T BLAME ME WHEN YOU DIE TRYING TO CHEW YOUR OWN LEG OFF TO GET OUT OF A BEAR TRAP!!!
Dogs are known as "Man's Best Friend": Do you know how long and hard they had to work to earn that title? There have literally been millions of species of animals, birds, insects, etc and yet dogs got the nod out of all of them. That's right, while cats were peeing on people's rugs, scratching up their furniture, and ignoring people when they call them and waiting for handouts (sound fimiliar?)dogs were working overtime. They were fetching papers, acting happy to see their masters, and wagging their tails every time someone even LOOKED in their directions. What about rewarding hard work? What about rewarding effort? Not picking dogs after all that work is just wrong! They've earned it!
So would you rather have a loyal, caring pet, an animal that has worked for more than 2 millenia to earn the title of man's best friend? Or on the other hand would you rather have a BREATH STEALING LAZY LUMP OF FUR THAT DEPENDS ON YOU FOR EVERYTHING. For the love of God, CHOOSE DOGS!!!
Thank you for your time...
RPK
Cat owner's = evil lazy, Dog owners = good hard workers: Some well known cat owners include Saddam Hussein, Adolph Hitler, Mike Moore and Rev Wright. See, cat owners are B@STARDS!!! Well known dog owners? None other than Mother Theresa, Billy Graham, Martin Luther King, and even Jesus! Yes, even Jesus, son of God. How can you not like dogs better than cats when Jesus had one? What are you, SOME KIND OF HEATHEN!?!
Dogs defend people: Have you heard of guard dogs? Don't you feel safer with a dog in the home? Even little dogs bark if someone tries to break in to give you a warning. Dogs = safety. What about cats? Did you ever see that Stephen King movie, "Cat's Eye"? In it, some people say cats steal people's breath. They remind me of Liberals. Is that what you want? To be sleeping and have some cat STEAL YOUR BREATH!?! If so you deserve what you get!!
Cats and dogs on TV: Let's say you are stuck in the woods. Your leg is caught in a bear trap. You're trapped. It's getting dark. No one knows where you are. Wouldn't you want to have a dependable border collie like Lassie, or a GSD Like Rin Tin Tin getting you help? These are dogs that have hundreds of episodes worth of lifesaving experiences. Basically all they ever did every week was get their stupid owners and people out of jams. This is like a day at the beach for Lassie and Rin Tin Tin. Or would you rather have Morris the cat help you? Yeah, big help he'd be. "Morris help me, my leg is in a bear trap. Help!" Here's Morris's response "Meow, meow, meow, meow." Translation "I'm a stupid cat who doesn't really understand what you're saying. Feed me I'm tired, and then I'll wander away and leave you to die! DON'T BLAME ME WHEN YOU DIE TRYING TO CHEW YOUR OWN LEG OFF TO GET OUT OF A BEAR TRAP!!!
Dogs are known as "Man's Best Friend": Do you know how long and hard they had to work to earn that title? There have literally been millions of species of animals, birds, insects, etc and yet dogs got the nod out of all of them. That's right, while cats were peeing on people's rugs, scratching up their furniture, and ignoring people when they call them and waiting for handouts (sound fimiliar?)dogs were working overtime. They were fetching papers, acting happy to see their masters, and wagging their tails every time someone even LOOKED in their directions. What about rewarding hard work? What about rewarding effort? Not picking dogs after all that work is just wrong! They've earned it!
So would you rather have a loyal, caring pet, an animal that has worked for more than 2 millenia to earn the title of man's best friend? Or on the other hand would you rather have a BREATH STEALING LAZY LUMP OF FUR THAT DEPENDS ON YOU FOR EVERYTHING. For the love of God, CHOOSE DOGS!!!
Thank you for your time...
RPK
by Trailrider on 05 July 2009 - 14:07
RPK I am in full agreement, but I cannot resist this!
by dogvoice on 05 July 2009 - 14:07
This is an age old arguement. Every species has its place here on earth. Personally, I would rather have both as a pet. In fact, I do have a GSD and a cat. Surprisingly, they are best friends. They play together, sleep together, and even protect each other. You have pointed out valuable points for the dog but there are points that can be made for cats as well. Cats have saved lives....it has been in newspapers where a house has been on fire and a cat has woken up its owner and saved them. Cats catch mice to keep their home free of vermon. Cats provide companionship to the elderly. Cats are smart, they are just aloof. Dogs are smart as well. I am not knocking either species, just pointing out that it is a matter of personal taste and choice. A pet is a pet no matter what it is. All should be loved. Every living creature has a purpose on this planet.
by SitasMom on 05 July 2009 - 17:07
cat owner have less of a comitment - they can leave the cat at home for a week at a time......
decent dogs owners won't leave a dog home alone overnight without supervision.
that being said, in general, dog owners must might be a bit more responsible.
decent dogs owners won't leave a dog home alone overnight without supervision.
that being said, in general, dog owners must might be a bit more responsible.
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