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by lookin4ppgsd on 17 February 2009 - 02:02
"You don't have to own a cat to appreciate this one. You don't even have to like them!
We were dressed and ready to go out for the New Years Eve Party. We turned on a night light, turned the answering machine on, covered our pet parakeet and put the cat in the backyard. We phoned the local cab company and requested a taxi. The taxi arrived and we opened the front door to leave the house. The cat we put out in the yard, scoots back into the house.
We didn't want the cat shut in the house because she always tries to eat the bird. I went out to the taxi while my husband went inside to get the cat. The cat runs upstairs with my husband in hot pursuit. Waiting in the cab, I don't want the driver to know that the house will be empty for the night so I explain to the taxi driver that he will be out soon, "'He's just going upstairs to say goodbye to my mother".
A few minutes later, my husband gets into the cab. ''Sorry I took so long, '' he said, as we drove away. "That stupid bitch was hiding under the bed. I had to poke her with a coat hanger to get her to come out! She tried to take off, so I grabbed her by the neck. Then, I had to wrap her in a blanket to keep her from scratching me. But it worked! I hauled her fat ass downstairs and threw her out into the back yard!''
The cab driver hit a parked car"
We were dressed and ready to go out for the New Years Eve Party. We turned on a night light, turned the answering machine on, covered our pet parakeet and put the cat in the backyard. We phoned the local cab company and requested a taxi. The taxi arrived and we opened the front door to leave the house. The cat we put out in the yard, scoots back into the house.
We didn't want the cat shut in the house because she always tries to eat the bird. I went out to the taxi while my husband went inside to get the cat. The cat runs upstairs with my husband in hot pursuit. Waiting in the cab, I don't want the driver to know that the house will be empty for the night so I explain to the taxi driver that he will be out soon, "'He's just going upstairs to say goodbye to my mother".
A few minutes later, my husband gets into the cab. ''Sorry I took so long, '' he said, as we drove away. "That stupid bitch was hiding under the bed. I had to poke her with a coat hanger to get her to come out! She tried to take off, so I grabbed her by the neck. Then, I had to wrap her in a blanket to keep her from scratching me. But it worked! I hauled her fat ass downstairs and threw her out into the back yard!''
The cab driver hit a parked car"
by venzosmom on 17 February 2009 - 02:02
LOL....that was a good one..
by blueshep on 17 February 2009 - 04:02
by Kalibeck on 17 February 2009 - 06:02
Nearly pissed my pants at work, all of us girls at the desk laughed until we cried.....too funny! jh
by lookin4ppgsd on 17 February 2009 - 14:02
.bmp)
hopefully it'll make you smile
by ShelleyR on 17 February 2009 - 14:02
Funny stuff!
by missbeeb on 17 February 2009 - 15:02
So cute!
by Okie Amazon on 17 February 2009 - 19:02
by realcold on 17 February 2009 - 20:02
Sean was a single guy living at home with his father and working in thefamily business.When he found out he was going to inherit a fortune when his sicklyfather died, he decided he needed a wife with which to share his fortune. One evening at an investment meeting he spotted the most beautifulwoman he had ever seen. Her natural beauty took his breath away. 'I may look like just anordinary man,' he said to her, but in just a few years, my father willdie, and I'll inherit $65 million.'Impressed, the woman obtained his business card and three days later,she became his stepmother.
Women are so much better at financial planning than men.
Women are so much better at financial planning than men.
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