Worms Arrrrrrrr!! is PARATOX what me needs? - Page 1

most all ye lads and lasss be knowin bout t' tiny squirts problem me n me shepy lass polly have. just now me look down and it look like me beloved sheppy lass has a tiny worm on t' outside o' her sphincter me see's a little piece o' tape worm Arrrr. What me wants t' know  will PARATOX be good for me sheppy lass and for me too Aye! me hates Droncit Aye me be a natural sort o' jack tar and me didn't want t' say anythin' but me saw a few o' t' wicked nasty tapes in me dungarees Arrr plese tell me t' PARATOX be just what we be needin. just today me bucko Sponge Bob fell in love with a gross stinky Krabby Patti. Mr. Krabs told Sponge bob he had t' eat it. Sponge bob did and then asked for a doggie bag for Larry Aye! Mr. Krabs only charged t' lad 25 cents Arrrr

                                      .....uh.....eeewww.....

Paratox for polly, same for you only combined with copious amounts of Capt Morgains, the more the better.

Aye Aye!! proudshepherdpoppa ye be a bucko after me own heart! 2 gallons o' Capt. Morgan's Rum and call ye in t' mornin Aye Aye!!!

Safeguard (liquid suspension, for livestock) 1cc for each 7 lbs. of body weight for 5 days. Gets nearly everything. Mixes well with Captain Morgan if you don't mind a little chaulkiness but looks funny on your lips.

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Aye! Ye little heartbreaker...it be just what t' sawbones ordered. Me lips usually have white crustation and film in t' corners o' me mouth from all t' Mayo me puts on me liverworst sndwiches and all t' Maalox me drinks Aye! a tad bit more shouldnt even be noticable Arrrr

Tape worms come from fleas. Better get some Frontline while you're at it or you'll be swilling that stuff again in future.

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