Antisocial networking site - Page 1

I am considering coming up with a new web site. It's gonna be an antisocial networking site Its AskmewhyIhateyou.com.

I haven't got all the particulars down just yet.

Facebook can be at times like having a part time job. So my new site would work like this. You put in someone that you would like to be friends with and the program either randomly insults you on behalf of someone who doesn't care enough to talk to you or complains about a non life threatening medical condition that they do not actually have.. I think its a win win kinda deal because people that enter friends on my website can then tell their acquaintances things like "Nelson Mandela called me a pinhead" or "Yasmine Bleeth is troubled by her gout, "and it would give the user some sense of self worth.without actually bothering important people.. Sure their are some details to be worked out but the idea has promise and i will continue to fine tune it and report you with my progress.

This is just another one of the stellar ideas coming out of the Delevan Institute of Canine Knowledge. You see we are always thinking. We think outside the box. Hell we are not probably in the same warehouse as the box but we are always thinking.

You are probably getting ready to ask... Wasn't the AWDF just last month surely you can't be asking for AWDF trophies so soon. Relax I am not.

You see I am a multitalented guy who has broad interests and a vast cavernous steamy pile of ideas that my mind randomly accesses. I always work hard to show that I have more depth than my unconventional looks would lead a person to believe.

You see people come up to me every day seeking enlightenment. I get people actually asking me questions such as. What time is it. or where are the bathrooms. I freely share my knowledge since I believe that people who bogart their knowledge will have adverse effects on their karma

In these hard economic times people will often waste their money on frivolous things
Rather then buying sparklers that burn out quickly you can substitute a faulty electrical cord. Sure you don't want to do this with children (or loved ones, or really anybody that you don't hate) Rather than wast money on movies.. go to any place where people are pulling boats out of the water utilizing trailers. This is great cheap entertainment and their is nothing more fun to me than seeing drunk people fill their trucks up with water.

See I have helped guide you to a calmer more fulfilling lifestyle.

With all the money you have saved you can now afford to sponsor a trophy for the 2009 USA GSD championship. We have also added a FH2 championship as well because we want this championship to be best ever. We know our milkshake will bring the kids to the yard.

You can find more information here

http://2009usagsdnationalchampionship.com/

Or you can e-mail me with questions kindevog@yahoo.com

I gotta go now I'm smelling brilliance

Sorry, dude, I think Oli already beat you to it! Could there possibly be another site as antisocial as this one is right now? I think you should let Oli add a feature that charges people for being ignorant, either knowingly, or unknowingly, & then donate that 'ignorant user fee' to a trophy sponsorship! Eureka! (a brilliant idea pulled outta something that sucks!) 
jackie harris

I do agree there should be a fee for "ambivilance to knowledge"  Could go to good use

Your brilliance is hurting my eyes!      oh, that's much better now! I think the back of your neck is quite sexy, actually, unconventional as it is. 

I always try to show my best side

LOL, arn't you guys witty!

www.pedigreedatabase.com/gsd/forum/3597.html

The perfect chance to "bump" this thread:

Must be raining where you are too, eh?
Either that or you suffered too much exposure to coal-cracker country here last month.

Intellectual Necrosis is chronic and contagious. It reached epidemic proportions in this area about 100 yrs. ago, and continues to mutate and spread, although the most virilent strains still remain most active outside MSA's (Metropolitan Statistical Areas). The only known effective, long-term treatment is relocation, although the condition has been known to improve with exposure to university education, long-term immersion in intellectual circles, and/or regularly scheduled travel to civilized countries.

The condition is thought to have a genetic component, but that theory could only be proved with long-term studies including DNA testing, as the the typical family tree recorded in high-concentration host areas, tends to be... innaccurate.

SS

Shelly I've often though that this condition we speak of could be caused by overexposure to Michael Bolton music.

Animules excellent bump The double XX trophy is an excellent idea  I sure hope that we see many qualified teams(female handler/ female dog)  it should be an oustanding award

jeff