the dog and the wife - Page 1

The dog is truly a man's best friend.
If  you don't believe it, just try this experiment.  

Put your dog and  your wife in the trunk of the car for an hour.

When  you open the trunk, you will find out who is really happy to see you!  

Go ahead. If your wife is packing, it may be the last thing you do. If she isn't pissed-off enough to waste you, she could call animal control and have you arrested for animal cruelty. If your wife doesn't leave you, the police would take your dog.

Not such a good idea anymore, is it?

Anyway, to put the shoe on the other foot, if my wife locked me in the trunk of a car for an hour, I would not be very happy  to see her either. 

This is not a good time to be making jokes out of abusing women, children, or pets. Some topics are funny even when they are silly or stupid. Some are just in poor taste.

LOL....

Go ahead. If your wife is packing, it may be the last thing you do. If she isn't pissed-off enough to waste you, she could call animal control and have you arrested for animal cruelty. If your wife doesn't leave you, the police would take your dog.

Not such a good idea anymore, is it?

Anyway, to put the shoe on the other foot, if my wife locked me in the trunk of a car for an hour, I would not be very happy  to see her either. 

This is not a good time to be making jokes out of abusing women, children, or pets. Some topics are funny even when they are silly or stupid. Some are just in poor taste.

Kinolog,

cool down man. it is just a joke.

Very funny joke and very strange reaction!!!!

Kinolog, I'm with you. As an advocate for abused women, I feel joking about abusing a woman (yes, locking a woman in the trunk is abuse) in any way is inappropriate and further demeans women.  Abuse against women has become an epidemic and 25% of all women in relationships are abused in the US. Yes, we need humor, but there are other ways.....
Char  

Oh for gods sake, put "husband" in place of "wife" and tell the joke again.... 

Ten top ways to tell if Martha Stewart is stalking your dog

10. There's potpourri hanging from his/her collar.

9. The dog's nails have been cut with pinking shears.

8. The dog toys are all stored in McCoy crocks.

7. The pooper scooper has been decorated with raffia bows.

6. That telltale lemon slice in the new silver water bowl.

5. You find liver and whole wheat dog treats stamped out with copper cookie cutters and decorated with royal icing using a #2 rosette tip.

4. Dog hair has been collected and put into wire baskets for nesting material for the birds.

3. A seasonally appropriate grapevine wreath adorns the front of your dog's crate.

2. Your dog goes outside naked and comes in wearing a thyme colored virgin wool hand-knitted sweater with matching boots.

AND THE NUMBER ONE WAY YOU KNOW THAT MARTHA STEWART IS STALKING YOUR DOG IS...

1. The dog droppings in your backyard have been sculpted into swans.