ot-xmas jokes - Page 1

for christmas, children brought gifts for their teacher.

the florist's son brought the teacher a bouquet of flowers.

the candy-store owner's daughter gave the teacher a pretty box of candy.

then the liquor-store owner's son brought up a big, heavy box.

the teacher lifted it up and noticed it was leaking a bit. she touched a drop of the liquid with her finger and tasted it.

"is it wine?" she guessed. "no," the boy replied.

she tasted another drop and asked "is it champagne?"

"no", the boy replied. she tasted another drop and asked "is it bourbon?".

"no", said the little boy,

"it's a puppy".

Cute & gross......lol

yeah, and she is obviously NOT a drinker! everything apparently tastes like peepee to her!

LOL! Funneee. I don't have any Xmas jokes, hope there are more.

Tampax have just brought out a brand new tampon, each one has 3 - 4 bells on...

It's for the Christmas period...

Ronnie that was too funny!!!!!

lol..................

LMAO!!!!!

two blondes decided that this christmas they wanted to cut down their own christmas tree. so, they drove 2 hours into the country and walked deep into the woods to find the perfect tree. they had planned the trip well (especially considering that they were blondes). they were dressed warmly with boots, warm coats and hats. they had a chainsaw, hatchet, a bag to protect the tree and a rope to drag it back to their car. every detail was covered.

they searched and searched. they had gone to all this trouble, nothing but the perfect tree would do. they searched for hours through knee deep snow and biting wind.

finally, five hours later with the sun beginning to go down, one blonde said to the other, "i can't take this anymore. i give up! there are hundreds of beautiful trees out here! let's just pick one whether it's decorated or not!".