'Twas the night before elections, And all through the town

 Tempers were flaring, Emotions all up and down!

 I, in my bathrobe, With a cat in my lap

Had cut off the TV, Tired of political crap.

When all of a sudden,  There arose such a noise

 I peered out of my window, Saw Obama and his boys

 They had come for my wallet, They wanted my pay

 To give to the others, Who had not worked a day!

 He snatched up my money, And quick as a wink

 Jumped back on his bandwagon,  As I gagged from the stink

 He then rallied his henchmen, Who were pulling his cart

 I could tell they were out,  To tear my country apart!

 " On Fannie, on Freddie, On Biden and Ayers! 

On Acorn, On Pelosi"   He screamed at the pairs!

They took off for his cause, And as he flew out of sight

 I heard him laugh at the nation,  who wouldn't stand up and fight!

 So I leave you to think, On this one final note-

 IF YOU DONT WANT SOCIALISM,     GET OUT AND VOTE!!!!

LOL!!!!!!!!

i think mccain is after your wallet if your a poor working stiff with 2.5 kids and not making ends meet.

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too funny

EK

Thanks for thinking wazzup

i think mccain is after your wallet if your a poor working stiff with 2.5 kids and not making ends meet

If u r poor and can not support  children u should of used a damn condom. Why the hell should everyone else have 2 pay for your mistakes. Get off your lazy ass go get  2 jobs or 3 if that is what it takes to support your kids and and be a man.

Twas the night before elections, and throughout America's Land

not a single mind was functioning, except for one man.

"we the people" were sleeping all snug in our beds,

while Revolution victory danced in our heads.

Just then, on YouTube, there was such a clatter,

Patriots jumped from the bunks to see what was the matter.

That Constitution Man famous and tall,

we knew that moment it must be Ron Paul.   

He is fighting for this Republic, the best of the best

I can't help but laugh how he stupified the rest.

He has no worries, his followers united themselves,

his honorable mentions are on the history shelves.

he never raised a tax, never a corrupt bill approved

a founding fathers dream, tested and proved.

But.... we did hear Ron Paul holler as he vanished into the night

Merry Christmas to ALL and the Constitution starts fresh tonight.

HaHaHa    

republican shit ! if everything didnt cost so much due to your leaders policies i could pay for my dame health insurance to cover my kids,i dont eat steak every night you asshole why dont you hire a chinck to watch your kids .i make over80thousand dollars a year you fucking fool and we eat leftovers for dinner.and i cleaned my own house ,you put your dumb money into a wall between us and mexico keep your chinck and send your own dam kids to war in fact go f youself you ignorant sob find a big sand dune and stick your head in it, we make over 80grand a year,have 1 kid, morgage payment less the 300 dollars a month i guess i will adopt 3 chinese girls.as they do not want them, oh wait they can not keep more then one ,but send my job to that country fool.. i will also adopt 5 hispanicsall illegal and turn them into gang bangers,one way or the other    you   will give me a brake then you ass. send yours to war and leave mine alone . i should be able to have enough kids to not become the minority.american and glad of it but you need to relocate to iran

I agree with you Jenna...we all need to get out and vote.

then tell your kids your to blame .