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Alarmed, concerned and a little frustrated the boss asked, 'What are they searching for?'

Still whispering, the young voice replied with a muffled giggle...

' ME . '

steve, good one - and tigermouse I liked the puzzle on age!

Here is another joke:

A lawyer was having an affair with his secretary.  Shortly afterward, she told him she was pregnant.

 Not wanting his wife to know, he gave the secretary a sum of money and asked her to go to Italy and have the baby there. 

"But how will I let you know the baby is born?" she asked. 

He replied, "Just send me a postcard and write 'spaghetti' on the back.  I'll take care of expenses."

 Not knowing what else to do, the nurse took the money and flew to Italy.

 Six months went by and then one day the lawyer's wife called him at the office and said "Dear, you received a very strange postcard in the mail today from Europe, and I don't understand what it means."

 The lawyer said, "Just wait until I get home and I will explain it to you."

 Later that evening the lawyer came home, read the postcard, fell to the floor with a heart attack.

 Paramedics rushed him to the ER.  The lead medic stayed back to comfort the wife.  He asked what trauma had precipitated the cardiac arrest.

 So the wife picked up the card and read,

"Spaghetti, spaghetti, spaghetti, spaghetti - two with meatballs, two without."

Patient: Doctor, I think I'm a dog.

Psychiatrist: Ah. Get onto the couch.

Patient: I'm not allowed.

Prince Charles was driving around his mother's estate when he accidentally ran over her favorite dog, a Corgi, crushing it to a pulp.

He got out of his Range Rover and sat down on the grass totally distraught. The whole world was against him and now his mother would go ballistic.

Suddenly he noticed a lamp half-buried in the ground. He dug it up, polished it and immediately a genie appeared. "You have freed me from thousands of years of imprisonment," said the genie" As a reward I shall grant you one wish."

"Well," said the Prince, "I have all the material things I need, but let me show you this dog."

They walk over to the splattered remains of the dog. "Do you think you could bring this dog back to life for me?" the Prince asked.

The genie carefully looked at the remains and shook his head. "This body is too far gone for even me to bring it back to life. Is there something else you would like?"

The Prince thought for a minute, reached into his pocket and pulled out two photos. "I was married to this beautiful woman called Diana," said Prince Charles, showing the genie the first photo. "But now I love this woman called Camilla," and he showed the genie the second photo. "You see Camilla isn't beautiful at all, so do you think you can make Camilla as beautiful as Diana?"

The genie studied the two photographs and after a few minutes said, "Let's have another look at the dog".
 

Good one Tracie!!!!!!!!  liz

A guy and his girlfriend were out walking in the park one day, when they passed some ducks.  

“Wow, look at the ducks” says the girl.

One of the ducks turned and says:  “Wow, look at the people.”

“You can talk” says the guy.

“Well sure I can talk” says the duck.

“Well then, what’s your name?”  asks the guy.

“Huey” says the duck.

“Well Huey, what kind of day have you been having?”         

“Wow, it’s been great! Cloudy, and overcast all morning; in and out of puddles,… life just couldn’t get any better than this!”

The fellow looks at the second duck and asks:  “Can you talk too?”

“Well sure I can talk.”  says the duck.

“What’s your name?”

“Duey” says the duck.

“Well Duey, what kind of day have you been having?”

“Just like Huey says:   cloudy, overcast, a little cool, in and out of puddles all morning,… life sure is great!”

The fellow looked at the third duck, and asks:   “Your name wouldn’t be Luey, by any chance?”

The duck sort of puffs up and says:   “No my name is Puddles, and don’t ask me what kind of day I’ve been having!”