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by Mountain Lion on 29 June 2014 - 22:06
A fireman and his wife were sitting down having their evening meal.
He says to her, you know honey, we have a great system with bells at the firehouse. If the bell rings once, we all put on our complete fire fighting gear. If it rings twice we slide down the pole to the bottom floor where all of the trucks are parked. If it rings three times we all board our trucks to leave for the fire. I have a bell here and I think we should start having sex by the bell. She asks, how are you going to do that?
He says it's simple, one bell and you take off your clothes. Two bells and you get on the bed. three bells and we start having sex. She laughs and says, lets try it out later after we finish eating.
A couple hours later the husband rings the bell once, and the wife removes all of her clothes. He rings it twice, and she hops into bed. He rings it three times and they start having sex.
A few minutes later she grabs the bell and rings it four times. The startled husband yells, FOUR BELLS? What the hell does that mean?
She yells! MORE HOSE, you're not even close to the fire!
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