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by Papas Fritas on 27 July 2010 - 21:07
Three blonds were all applying for the last available position on the Texas Highway Patrol. The detective conducting the interview looked at the three of them and said, "So y'all want to be cops, huh?"
The blonds all nodded.
The detective got up, opened a file drawer, and pulled out a folder. Sitting back down, he opened it, pulled out a picture, and said, "To be a detective, you have to be able to detect. You must be able to notice things such as distinguishing features and oddities like scars and so forth."
So saying, he stuck the photo in the face of the first blonde and withdrew it after about two seconds. "Now," he said, "did you notice any distinguishing features about this man?"
The blond immediately said, "Yes, I did. He has only one eye!"
The detective shook his head and said, "Of course he has only one eye in this picture! It's a profile of his face! You're dismissed!"
The first blond hung her head and walked out of the office.
The detective then turned to the second blonde, stuck the photo in her face for two seconds, pulled it back, and said,"What about you? Notice anything unusual or Outstanding about this man?"
"Yes! He only has one ear!"
The detective put his head in his hands and exclaimed, "Didn't you hear what I just told the other lady? This is a profile of the man's face! Of course you can only see one ear! You're excused too!"
The second blond sheepishly walked out of the office.
The detective turned his attention to the third and last blond and said, "This is probably a waste of time, but...." He flashed the photo in her
face for a couple of seconds and withdrew it, saying, "All right, did you notice anything distinguishing or unusual about this man?"
The blond said, "I sure did. This man wears contact lenses."
The detective frowned, took another look at the picture, and began looking at some of the papers in the folder. He looked up at the blond with a puzzled expression and said, "You're absolutely right! His bio says he wears contacts! How in the world could you tell that by looking at his picture?"
The blonde rolled her eyes and said, "Well, Hellooooooooooooo! With only one eye and one ear, he certainly can't wear glasses.
by shostring on 27 July 2010 - 22:07
That was good thanks for posting it makes a change from all the bitching thats going on
by steve1 on 28 July 2010 - 05:07
Papas
Really great joke made me laugh
Steve1
Really great joke made me laugh
Steve1
by Jyl on 28 July 2010 - 06:07
...that was a good one....made me laugh too. 
by Ninja181 on 28 July 2010 - 11:07
Thanks Papas. LMAO
It's certainly better than reading about friendships gone bad.
It's certainly better than reading about friendships gone bad.
by raymond on 28 July 2010 - 14:07
Well I am amazed and disappointed that you all tolerate that type of profiling! My ex wife is blonde and she married me so blondes can not be all that stupid!!LOL LOL
by Papas Fritas on 28 July 2010 - 16:07
I'm glad you guys enjoyed it!!
And that was good, Raymond. ;)
And that was good, Raymond. ;)
by ShadyLady on 28 July 2010 - 17:07
LOL Being blonde myself, I appreciate the good blonde jokes!
by Sock Puppet on 29 July 2010 - 03:07
do the bump
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