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by MaggieMae on 09 July 2010 - 16:07
To my friends who enjoy a glass of wine, and those who don't and are always seen
with a bottle of water in their hand --
As Ben Franklin said:
In wine there is wisdom,
In beer there is freedom,
In water there is bacteria.
In a number of carefully controlled trials, Scientists have demonstrated that if we drink
1 liter of water each day, at the end of the year we would have absorbed more than
1 kilo of Escherichia coli, (E. Coli) - bacteria found in feces. In other words, we are
consuming 1 kilo of poop.
Remember:
Water = Poop
Wine = Health
Therefore, it's better to drink wine and talk stupid, than to drink water and be full of shit.
There is no need to thank me for this valuable information; I'm doing it as a public service!
with a bottle of water in their hand --
As Ben Franklin said:
In wine there is wisdom,
In beer there is freedom,
In water there is bacteria.
In a number of carefully controlled trials, Scientists have demonstrated that if we drink
1 liter of water each day, at the end of the year we would have absorbed more than
1 kilo of Escherichia coli, (E. Coli) - bacteria found in feces. In other words, we are
consuming 1 kilo of poop.
Remember:
Water = Poop
Wine = Health
Therefore, it's better to drink wine and talk stupid, than to drink water and be full of shit.
There is no need to thank me for this valuable information; I'm doing it as a public service!
by Sock Puppet on 09 July 2010 - 17:07
Maggie,
Thanks for this fine public service announcement.
Just one last thought somepeople like to eat shit and in this case drink it.
Have a great day Maggie hope all isrosey tipsy in your life. LMAO
Thanks for this fine public service announcement.
Just one last thought somepeople like to eat shit and in this case drink it.
Have a great day Maggie hope all is
by BabyEagle4U on 09 July 2010 - 17:07
LOL Maggie. Public Service ?
Must be Public Water then !!!!
Must be Public Water then !!!!
by MaggieMae on 09 July 2010 - 17:07
Yep, I just had a glass of wine !!
by Two Moons on 09 July 2010 - 17:07
There is real wine, and then there is quick wine.
Makes a big difference.
If people knew what was in most of the water we drink they would not drink it.
So much for clean water, goes back to the environment we live in today.
I don't drink it from the tap or a bottle, there are just a few springs that I trust to be untainted around here locally.
I love a good bottle of wine when I can afford it, but all things in moderation.
I remember this lady who used to have a shot of whiskey everyday with her lunch when I was in high school.
She had to be in her late seventies at that time. Said it helped her digestion.
I think it helped her spirit.
Beyond that she said she didn't drink.
I think she was very wise.
Makes a big difference.
If people knew what was in most of the water we drink they would not drink it.
So much for clean water, goes back to the environment we live in today.
I don't drink it from the tap or a bottle, there are just a few springs that I trust to be untainted around here locally.
I love a good bottle of wine when I can afford it, but all things in moderation.
I remember this lady who used to have a shot of whiskey everyday with her lunch when I was in high school.
She had to be in her late seventies at that time. Said it helped her digestion.
I think it helped her spirit.
Beyond that she said she didn't drink.
I think she was very wise.
by Uglydog on 10 July 2010 - 02:07
I think Ben Franklin also said Beer is proof that there is a GOD.
Arthur Guinness had a divine intervention on that recipe.
One day I hope to brew my own but until then, folks....dont drink unfiltered water.
Arthur Guinness had a divine intervention on that recipe.
One day I hope to brew my own but until then, folks....dont drink unfiltered water.
by beetree on 10 July 2010 - 18:07
I actually love our tap water. It is great stuff. We always miss it when we travel. and I love the coolness straight from the tap. We have a great reservoir, and filtration.
Of course I have popped a cork.... maybe once or twice....
Of course I have popped a cork.... maybe once or twice....
by crhuerta on 10 July 2010 - 19:07
Maggie.....great post! loved it!
We have our own well.......actually, it's pretty darn good (just a little hard).....at least my dogs like it! LOL....however;...we normally "drink" bottled water...
We have our own well.......actually, it's pretty darn good (just a little hard).....at least my dogs like it! LOL....however;...we normally "drink" bottled water...
by BabyEagle4U on 10 July 2010 - 20:07
Think I'm gonna have to pop a cork soon lol, I can't believe I'm sitting at block party and I'm the youngest here !!
I like the old stories and fashioned foods. :o)~ They ate all my sausage stuffed pepper poppers. I'm gonna use the empty platter as an excuse to go back to the house 2 make more. LOL I like these city people though, just alot older than me @ the city house. Hanging out till 10:00 is gonna be boring though.
I like the old stories and fashioned foods. :o)~ They ate all my sausage stuffed pepper poppers. I'm gonna use the empty platter as an excuse to go back to the house 2 make more. LOL I like these city people though, just alot older than me @ the city house. Hanging out till 10:00 is gonna be boring though.
by MaggieMae on 10 July 2010 - 20:07
Where are you B.E. ?? I'm sure you can "liven up" the place !!! LOL Hmmmmmmmm, on second thought -- just behave yourself...........
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