RONNIE Double Downs Stay! - Page 1

RONNIE,  You and the Dinkster's have supported KFC so well they have decided to continue serving the Double Downs.  Pebbles and BamBam can continue to grow strong and happy with oh so shiney coats.


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Speaking of which, how are the little sweet cheeks munchin puddin' pies doing?  Lets see some new pictures please!

Oh, I didn't realize they were for a limited time only. I better get off my butt and go try one.

Oh, hell yeah!  The double downs are the bomb!  I've been feeding them to Axel (not really) and his coat is so shiny!

ANIMULES THANKYOU SO MUCH FOR THE VALUABLE INFO AND FOR THINKING ABOUT US. IM SORRY TO SAY THAT ALL IS NOT WELL IN THE HAUS OF RUNCO.  I AM TRYING TO FIND A LOCAL MILF OR COUGAR WITH A GOOD CAMERA TO POST CURRENT PICS OF THE DINKLETS.  I AM PREJUDICED OF COURSE BUT THEY ARE JUST BEAUTIFUL.  I DONT WANT TO USE MY E BAY BARGAIN CAMERA. 

I HAVE 2 CATS THAT I LOVE. MY MALE CAT IS SIAMESE AND NAMED GIZMO. MY FEMALE CAT IS NAMED SKITTLES. I AM SO SORRY BUT THE DINKLETS WANT TO KILL MY CATS. THEY ARE NOT PLAYING. THEIR MINDS ARE ON MURDER AND THEY WORK AS A TAG TEAM. THE DINKLETS ALWAYS CHASE MY CATS BUT LAST WEEK THEY GOT GIZMO. BAMBAM HAD HIS NECK AND PEBBLES HAD HIS LITTLE BUT AND THEY MEANT BUSINESS.  POOR LITTLE GIZMO GASHED BAMBAMS FACE PRETTY GOOD AND THAT SENT BAMBAM INTO PSYCHO MODE. I COULDNT GET THEM OFF GIZMO. I WENT TO MY TOOL BOX AND BROUGHT OUT MY CHISEL. I PUT THE HEAD OF THE CHISEL INTO PEBBLES MOUTH AND PRYED HER JAWS OFF GIZMOS BUT. I THREW PEBBLES IN THE CLOSET AND WENT TO PRY OFF BAMBAM. AS I WAS PRYING OFF BAMBAM GIZMO WAS CLAWING AND BITING WILD AND CLAWED THE HELL OUT OF THE INSIDE OF MY WRIST. HIS CLAWS CUT ME LONG AND PRETTY DEEP. I PUT THE DINKLETS OUT AND GOT OUT THE LONG LASTING PEN. I WRAPPED GIZMO UP TIGHT IN A BATH TOWEL SO HE COULDNT SCRATCH ME AND GAVE HIM A BIG DOSE OF PEN SUB Q. I PUT HIM IN THE BEDROOM AND THEN I LET THE DINKLETS IN AND GAVE BAMBAM A HEAVY DOSE AS HIS FACE WAS GASHED PRETTY GOOD.

DINKIE HATES DOGS BUT HE DOESNT EVEN LOOK AT MY CATS. HE NEVER HAS BOTHERED THEM. NOW MY CATS HAVE TO BE ON THE ALERT NOT TO BE USED AS TUG OF WAR HIDES.  ON TOP OF THIS PROBLEM NOW BAMBAM HAS DECIDED THAT PEBBLES IS NOT ALLOWED TO EAT.  I CAN NO LONGER FEED THEM TOGETHER. THIS TAKES A LOT OF ENJOYMENT AWAY FROM ME. I USED TO LOVE WATCHING THEM EAT NEXT TO EACH OTHER AND IN THE BED OF THE DINKWAGON.

PEBBLES USED TO BE THE ALPHA PUP BUT THAT IS NO LONGER THE WAY IT IS.  BAMBAM IS JUST A BABY BUT HE HAS DECIDED HE HATES DINKIE. THIS IS A BAD SITUATION BECAUSE DINKIE WILL EAT BAMBAM.  MY DREAMS OF HAVING THE PERFECT FAMILY HAVE ALL BEEN DESTROYED. THERE CAN NO LONGER BE TRIPS TO KFC WHERE DINK AND THE DINKLETS ENJOY DOUBLEDOWNS IN THE BED OF THE F150.  I AM VERY DEPRESSED AND SOMEWHAT LOST.

MY APPEARANCE WILL AT TIMES TAKE PEOPLE ABACK. NOW ITS WAY WORSE. THE SLASHES ON THE INSIDE OF MY WRIST FROM GIZMO ARE BEGINNING TO HEAL AND SCAB UP.  IT LOOKS LIKE I ATTEMPTED TO SLASH MY WRISTS IN A MAJOR SUICIDE ATTEMPT. NOW WHEN I APPROACH A MILF OR COUGAR THEY HAVE THIS LOOK OF TERROR UPON THEIR FACE.

THE HAUS OF RUNCO IS IN DISARRAY.
 

Yep, sounds like you've got trouble indeed and it's probably going to get worse.

Ronnie, I feel for you. I had a dog named Gizmo. You need to find your calmest ,  most assertive self and lead the Haus of Runco out of the chaos and into everlasting harmony. You need a real dog trainer. I vote for LAVK9, I like her style. She is too young to be a MILF so I won't be jealous.

Good Luck and Wishes for Success,
Beetree

The Haus of RUNCO is a proud old Haus steeped in honor and home to warriors and poets alike,  RONNIE I have meditated on your current dilemma(with the help of some tasty cannabis) And had a vision... RONNIE your were stumbling thru a dessert with no end the sun burning down upon you a thirst unquenchable by water, your path to you was unknown you are out of balance with nature and your surroundings your fung sch-way is lost,falling to the ground I watched as you tried to eat the sand and as you raised it to your mouth it would turn to wind and blow away... A giant bird flew over head and spread it,s wings and a voice called out to you from the heavens (it sounded like James Earl Jones) "Boy, what is the strength of steel against the hand that wields it?" and then you were lost.

RONNIE you must complete a purifying quest a journey to complete you, You must find the holy grail and drink  of
it fully only then will the Haus of RUNCO be in harmony only then can the lamb lay down with the lion(or bambam with gizmo) only then will the true MILF be agreeable to you... Do these things my young apprentice and all will be well... The force is strong with this one,together we will bring peace to the universe and the Haus of RUNCO...

or maybe you just need to get laid????....

STOP IT, Bob! You're giving me flashbacks! 

O WISE ONE I WAS AFRAID TO CONTACT YOU.  I FEARED YOU MAY FIND ME UNWORTHY OF YOUR WISDOM AND GUIDANCE.  YOUR VISIONS HAVE GIVEN ME GOOSEBUMPS.  YOU SEE I TOO HAVE HAD THE VISION. I COULDNT TAKE THE STRESS ANY LONGER SO I FELL UNDER THE TEMPTATION OF SMOKING THE BLACK LOTUS.  DEEP IN THE DARKNESS OF STYGIA I WAS ALSO CONTACTED BY THE SERPENT THULSA DOOM.  I HEARD HIS DEEP VOICE SAY YOU KNOW THE RIDDLE OF STEEL. DONT YOU BOY?  IN MY VISION I CHOPPED OFF THE HEAD OF THULSA DOOM AND PEACE AND HAPPINESS WERE RESTORED IN THE HAUS OF RUNCO.

MY VISION ALSO TOLD ME I WILL BE KING OF MY OWN LAND WITH A BEAUTIFUL QUEEN NAMED ZENOBIA.