Protect your children - Page 1

http://www.ericbarger.com/emailers/2006/update10-14-06.htm

Please take this into consideration.
Thanks
  gouda

Holy Crap!!
That's why my kids wanted these goats and that black kitten my daughter begged me for in front of the Walmart.. And those damn Care bear cartoons and their devil magic spells and witchery.. My kids are satanic.. I knew it..
  Yea, thanks for the scare tactic headline, protect your kids and all, but I think I'll worry about things like them playing in the street, getting immunizations, eating right, staying away from perverts.. You know real threats, not horoscopes and novelty game boards.. 

 

Coincidental that you should post this thread today,,My youngest daughter who is 17 announced that she and her boyfriend were going to a haunted house last night!,,,lol,,,My husband told her, " I am not sure that is such a good idea"..Being 17 she went anyway lol,, * note he did not say she could not go*..

I was a little disappointed that she chose to go, but we have taught all three of our children and instructed them all their lives they must learn to make their own decisions reaping the benefits of the good ones and paying the consequences of the bad,,,"/////....

She returned home last night and jumped in bed with me,,lol,,,She said, " Oh, Mom, it was everything that you tried to protect me from my whole life!!!,,lol,,,She told me the gory details lol and being the good mom I am , I enjoyed watching her pay the consequences of her poor choice!!..She slept with me all night!!!,,,lol,,,,

gouda,
I made that deal with the devil, he's got your number.

Erin,
can you believe these people exist.

Ruger1,
your no better with kids than you are with dogs.

I have spent my life teaching and protecting my children from people like you two idiots.

I remember playing the Ouija board at a seven year old sleepover party. My other friend had a Tarot card deck. Her parents actually gave it to her. They also gave her an electric typewriter for in her bedroom! They were Protestants and sang in the choir! Why do the Catholics sing so poorly? It is true, Catholic church singing is by far the least inspiring! Downright dreadful if you ask me. My favorite game as a kid, though was..... MONOPOLY!  Lol... I liked negotiating the deals and getting what I wanted for hours, and hours and hours...  ... This must explain everything now... look how I turned out! 

My son always tells me his stranger dreams ... we interpret them together! LOL

 

Moons, you heathen!!
I bet you were one of those parents who bought their kids spooky faced pumpkin pails to trick or treat with on the Devil's holiday too! Shame on you.. But I am no better.. Crap just last week I let my son put a few quarters in one of those Zoltar fortune telling machines.. I even let him stand their when the creepy thing started spouting off some generic fortune.. Shit, come to think of it, the thing is dressed in Middle Eastern garb!!! Damn Muslims.. Shit fire, they are out to get us!!

Dreams are abstract, they have no meaning.

lol,,Moons, Chances are slim, but  I hope you have taught your children better manners then what you have!,,idiots?.,,lol,,You are exactly what I have been protecting mine from!... Make ya a deal, you stay away from mine and I'll do the same,,:) :)....



 

Moons, dreams do too, serve a purpose. LoL Tell me the one you had about YellowRose....everything you can remember....

Erin,
we stopped trick or treating as kids when insane fanatics began putting poison and sharp objects into the treats, that was in the sixties and early seventies.
I hope parents remain vigilant since these people still walk the earth.
Though we did keep of the tricks tradition for many years to come...lol
After Halloween we go at the pumpkin with a Samurai Sword so the demon cannot be reborn from a scarecrow.