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by Krazy Bout K9s on 02 September 2012 - 16:09
Several days ago as I left a meeting at a hotel; I desperately gave myself a personal pat down. I was looking for my keys. They were not in my pockets. A quick search in the meeting room revealed nothing.
Suddenly I realized I must have left them in the car. Frantically, I headed for the parking lot.
My wife has scolded me many times for leaving the keys in the ignition.
My theory is the ignition is the best place not to lose them.
Her theory is that the car will be stolen. As I burst through the door, I came to a terrifying conclusion. Her theory was right. The parking lot was empty.
I immediately called the police. I gave them my location, confessed that I had left my keys in the car, and that it had been stolen.
Then I made the most difficult call of all, "Honey," I stammered; I always call her "honey" in times like these.
"I left my keys in the car, and it has been stolen."
There was a period of silence. I thought the call had been dropped, but then I heard her voice. "Idiot," she barked, "I dropped you off!"
Now it was my turn to be silent. Embarrassed, I said, "Well, PLEASE,come and get me."
She retorted, "I will, you dumb ass, as soon as I can convince this policeman I have not stolen your car."
Yep , the golden years are here !!!!
My wife has scolded me many times for leaving the keys in the ignition.
My theory is the ignition is the best place not to lose them.
Her theory is that the car will be stolen. As I burst through the door, I came to a terrifying conclusion. Her theory was right. The parking lot was empty.
I immediately called the police. I gave them my location, confessed that I had left my keys in the car, and that it had been stolen.
Then I made the most difficult call of all, "Honey," I stammered; I always call her "honey" in times like these.
"I left my keys in the car, and it has been stolen."
There was a period of silence. I thought the call had been dropped, but then I heard her voice. "Idiot," she barked, "I dropped you off!"
Now it was my turn to be silent. Embarrassed, I said, "Well, PLEASE,come and get me."
She retorted, "I will, you dumb ass, as soon as I can convince this policeman I have not stolen your car."
Yep , the golden years are here !!!!
by Nans gsd on 02 September 2012 - 16:09
OMG: too funny, well hate to say it but that's the Hubs, always misplacing his keys.
by vonissk on 02 September 2012 - 17:09
Way Way too funny.................have I done this Yes.............Is the gray matter taking over sometimes Yes.....Thanks for that funny for the day...................
by DebiSue on 02 September 2012 - 19:09
LMAO and stole it and posted it on fb. 
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