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by Ninja181 on 12 August 2012 - 16:08
Harold was an old man. He was sick
and in the hospital.
There was one nurse
that just drove him crazy.
Every time she came in, she would talk
to him like he was a little child.
She
would say in a patronizing tone of voice,
’And how are we doing this morning',
or 'Are we ready for a poop,? or 'Are we hungry?'
Old Harold had had enough of this
particular nurse.
One day, at breakfast,
Old Harold took the apple juice off the
tray and put it in his bed side stand.
Next, he was given a urine bottle
to fill for testing.
So you know where the juice went!
The nurse came in a little later, picked
up the urine bottle and looked at it.
'My, it seems we are a little cloudy today. '
At this, Old Harold snatched the bottle
out of her hand, popped off the top,
and drank it down, saying,
'Well, I'll run it through again.
Maybe I can filter it better this time.'
The nurse fainted!
Old Harold just smiled!
by Western Rider on 12 August 2012 - 21:08
I really wish you had a different title. I keep thinking you are calling me. LOL
by yellowrose of Texas on 12 August 2012 - 22:08
I like OlD HAROLDS' attitude...we old people earned the RIGHT>>>>lol
YR
YR
by yellowrose of Texas on 12 August 2012 - 22:08
Reminds me of someone I know........
YR
YR
by yellowrose of Texas on 12 August 2012 - 22:08
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by Ninja181 on 13 August 2012 - 13:08
Yellowrose, that picture looks just like the Jewish lady from NY that cut in front of me in the omelet line in Aruba. LOL
by yellowrose of Texas on 13 August 2012 - 19:08
Ninja:
COULD BE.......Definately not somone you WOULD FORGET.....
You just never know when, where or who pops up on a screen on the PDB!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
She passed me on the I 20 ramp exit 449 day before yesterday......
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PROBABLY LOOKING FOR HAROLD !!!!
YR
COULD BE.......Definately not somone you WOULD FORGET.....
You just never know when, where or who pops up on a screen on the PDB!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
She passed me on the I 20 ramp exit 449 day before yesterday......
PROBABLY LOOKING FOR HAROLD !!!!
YR
by Red Sable on 13 August 2012 - 20:08
I just LOVE old people! Especially little old ladies. So darn sweet, unaffected, and just genuinely real.
by Abhay on 14 August 2012 - 01:08
I am "The Real Deal". Other than a loss in my vision, some nerve damage, some other issues, and all the Depends I go through, I feel like I'm in my Prime.
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