Funny what you see out your window - Page 1

I got a good chuckle this morning and thought I would share with you all. LOL

We are still on vacation and this morning as I was dressing I happened to look out the third story bedroom window into the neighbor's open porch. It was a floor below mine, so I just happened to notice a little girl was there all by herself. Maybe 10 years old at least, 12 at most. I also noticed on the ground by her feet, were three rolls of toilet paper. The next thing I saw, she took a TP roll and started rolling off the paper and wadding it into a ball. I really started to pay attention, then. 

I wondered, what is she about to do? I'm thinking is she going to throw these TP balls outside at someone, in some kind of children's war game? She has no idea I am watching, I can tell.

Next thing I see, she takes the TP ball and starts to stuff herself under her shirt! She makes another TP ball, for the other side!  I'm dying laughing but I won't make a sound as she proudly adjusts her new tata's and leans over the railing, clearly pleased with her new silhouette. I call my girlfriend and guest, over to check this out with me. And then we both watch as the little girl grabs the TP roll, begins to wad up a new bit, and went for the B cup. 

Hope you enjoyed this little tale of TP and a little girl.


Waves@Ninja!
How do you like those onions, LOL
 

LOL...wow...what does that say about what we're teaching our daughters?

Hi Bee, LMAO

I see you remember the big onions picture. LOL

I think the funniest thing I've seen looking out the window was, a couple of kids driving an old VW beetle. They hit the curb in front of my neighbor's house and rolled over on their front lawn. By the time I got outside there were about five people there, they pushed the Bettle back over and the kids got back in and drove off.

Bee I think you should buy a case of TP, give it to the girl and tell her, honey your going to need all this if you want to catch me. LOL

Sorry, posting from the cell I double posted! Oops! jh

LOL...you can tell my hubby raised 3 daughters! I was reading this to him & the first thing he said when I read that she was wadding up the TP, was 'She's makin' boobs!' LOL! And Keith I think girls have been doing this for all eternity, with whatever material was available. Kids just want to be grown up, & grown ups want to be kids again! ;-)) jackie harris

It's a right of passage for all young girls who think they will never have ones big enough to attract the boys.

If you don't have big onions you want them, if you have them you wish you didn't.  Right Bee?

We always want what we don't have! So true, RedS Jackie, I missed out on the joys of having little girls, I live in a house full of testosterone. Could be why I got such a kick watching this moment in time with this little girl. Keith, I agree that it is more of a "right of passage" than a developing hang-up. Just glad you could enjoy the story, too. Ninja, Cute story, lol!

When I was in high school the meanest girl was the daughter of a very wealthy physician. She thought she was really something special and snubbed those of us who lived on the wrong side of the tracks.  As often happens,  she finally got hers in the locker room after gym class when two pair of bobbie socks fell from her B cup bra exposing AA boobs. That was one of the best days of my life.