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by fawndallas on 06 June 2012 - 15:06
YOU KNOW YOU ARE IN TEXAS IN JULY OR AUGUST WHEN. . . .
The birds have to use potholders to pull worms out of the ground.
The trees are whistling for the dogs...
The best parking place is determined by shade instead of distance.
Hot water now comes out of both taps.
You can make sun tea instantly.
You learn that a seat belt buckle makes a pretty good branding iron..
The temperature drops below 95 and you feel a little chilly.
You discover that in July it only takes 2 fingers to steer your car..
You discover that you can get sunburned through your car window.
You actually burn your hand opening the car door.
You break into a sweat the instant you step outside at 7:30 a.m.
Your biggest bicycle wreck fear is, 'What if I get knocked out and end up lying on the pavement cooking.
You realize that asphalt has a liquid state.
The potatoes cook underground, so all you have to do is pull one out and add butter, salt and pepper.
Farmers are feeding their chickens crushed ice to keep them from laying boiled eggs.
The cows are giving evaporated milk.
Ah, what a place to call home. .
God Bless The State of TEXAS !!! I love it!
Considering it is June and we are already in the mid 90's...it promises to be a hot one this year
The birds have to use potholders to pull worms out of the ground.
The trees are whistling for the dogs...
The best parking place is determined by shade instead of distance.
Hot water now comes out of both taps.
You can make sun tea instantly.
You learn that a seat belt buckle makes a pretty good branding iron..
The temperature drops below 95 and you feel a little chilly.
You discover that in July it only takes 2 fingers to steer your car..
You discover that you can get sunburned through your car window.
You actually burn your hand opening the car door.
You break into a sweat the instant you step outside at 7:30 a.m.
Your biggest bicycle wreck fear is, 'What if I get knocked out and end up lying on the pavement cooking.
You realize that asphalt has a liquid state.
The potatoes cook underground, so all you have to do is pull one out and add butter, salt and pepper.
Farmers are feeding their chickens crushed ice to keep them from laying boiled eggs.
The cows are giving evaporated milk.
Ah, what a place to call home. .
God Bless The State of TEXAS !!! I love it!
Considering it is June and we are already in the mid 90's...it promises to be a hot one this year
by beetree on 07 June 2012 - 00:06
Ah, that's why people like you, like to visit me in the summertime, LOL. 
Oh, except for our bouts of humidity, how's that down in TX? 
I've only been (stuck) at the airport 
for a few hours, to tell the truth.
Oh, except for our bouts of humidity, how's that down in TX? I've only been (stuck) at the airport for a few hours, to tell the truth. by fawndallas on 07 June 2012 - 02:06
Where I am at humidity is horrible. Weathermen actually give 2 temperatures; actual and plus 10 degrees in July and August.
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