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by wanderer on 31 March 2012 - 00:03
Usually my older female (4 years) is at large in the bedroom in the evenings, usually on the bed in fact, and she has become trustworthy in her more advanced years, LOL. However, since she is full-on in season, she is relegated to her bedroom crate and I let the young guy, her son, 11 mos, be at large while I was watching TV and keeping an eye on him. Alas, I fell asleep with the Boomer still at large and he went on a search-and-destroy mission. OMG. Today I had to go on a search myself of local pawn shops looking for a decent case for an acoustic guitar and a mandolin. When I woke up it was to the sounds of RIP, TEAR, BONG, RIP, BONG, TEAR. Found the guitar intact (fortunately), but the case in pieces. The mandolin was not so lucky.
So went to the pawn shops today and found a virtually brand new guitar case (now that was lucky) for not much money, too good for the old guitar, but made my hubby happy. Phew!
So went to the pawn shops today and found a virtually brand new guitar case (now that was lucky) for not much money, too good for the old guitar, but made my hubby happy. Phew!
by DDRCzechFan on 31 March 2012 - 00:03
To be honest; underpants...ALL of my shepherds have been panty theives. Clean ones, worn ones, they don't care. They will steal them, eat the crotch out of them and leave the ruined undies on my pillow...
Talk about adding insult to injury!
Talk about adding insult to injury!
by aceofspades on 31 March 2012 - 00:03
Oh I could go on and on. I had one that chewed when he was upset with my husband or I. He once climbed up on the deep freeze and pulled my husbands snowmobile flotation gear down off Of the top shelf and chewed it to pieces. I had one who at 4 or 5 chewed up my Arnette sunglasses when I came home from a 2 week vacation. I can't even count the shoes.
The three we have now were never chewers except one. She would ONLY chew shoelaces. And ONLY on the husbands shoes.
Oh and when we were moving from our old place in to the house we are in now (12 years ago) I had emptied the cupboards out and everything was sitting in te kitchen. For some reason I had to run out for a quick minute. I came back and one of the dogs had torn open a 40lb bag of rice. There was rice everywhere.
by EuroShepherd on 31 March 2012 - 00:03
Books, magazines, pillows, blankets.
I'm a very avid reader, my current oldest dog knows this, when he was young he destroyed many of my books and magazines. I'm positive that he was jealous of them. My book shelves now stay in a walk-in closet that is not accessable to the dogs.
I'm a very avid reader, my current oldest dog knows this, when he was young he destroyed many of my books and magazines. I'm positive that he was jealous of them. My book shelves now stay in a walk-in closet that is not accessable to the dogs.
by melba on 31 March 2012 - 01:03
Ha ha... Last November I traveled down to FL for my Sister's wedding, leaving Hubby home because work would not let him
take off. We have 2 full time house dogs who haven't seen a crate in years. They were both 6 at the time and WELL past any
chewing, very reliable inside alone. Anyways, Hubby left his laptop open next to the television, which I wouldn't even think
twice to do. I leave mine open all the time. So he calls me after he wakes up (works 3rd shift) very upset. Aparently my 6
year old angels had taken it upon themselves to knock the laptop onto the floor and EAT half of the keys. LMAO I about DIED
laughing. They were pissed that Mom, the boss, was gone. Ha ha ha ha... We never did find a few of the keys.
Melissa
take off. We have 2 full time house dogs who haven't seen a crate in years. They were both 6 at the time and WELL past any
chewing, very reliable inside alone. Anyways, Hubby left his laptop open next to the television, which I wouldn't even think
twice to do. I leave mine open all the time. So he calls me after he wakes up (works 3rd shift) very upset. Aparently my 6
year old angels had taken it upon themselves to knock the laptop onto the floor and EAT half of the keys. LMAO I about DIED
laughing. They were pissed that Mom, the boss, was gone. Ha ha ha ha... We never did find a few of the keys.
Melissa
by DDRCzechFan on 31 March 2012 - 01:03
Melba, are your dogs spelling words in their poop? LMAO, that may well be your answer as to where those missing keys are still located BWAHAHAHA
by melba on 31 March 2012 - 01:03
DDRCzechFan, but what would they need with the Shift and Control key?? ROFLMAO!!!
Melissa
Melissa
by DDRCzechFan on 31 March 2012 - 02:03
Hmm, the Shift and Control keys, eh? Well, the shift could come in handy should they become constipated and the Control key, well it's obvious...The "boss lady" was gone, someone need to take Control
LMAO
LMAO
by Sunsilver on 31 March 2012 - 02:03
Oh, gawd...let's see...
Last puppy I had destroyed my roomie's beloved Bible, ate a hole in the skirt of an upholstered chair, and chewed the corners off the coffee table. She also damaged the skirt on the sofa, but just the liner, so it doesn't show. When I was packing to move, she chewed her way into a double walled china box, and removed my mother's heirloom silver knives, and chewed the handles on several of them. That was her worst (and most expensive) indiscretion.
She kept getting hold of the TV remote. Yes, I tried my best to remember to hide it when I was done watching TV, but she finally got ahold of it enough times that I had to replace it. I was quite impressed by how much chewing it stood up to before it finally quit!
She ruined several pairs of shoes, too. I'm sure there's other stuff, but having a puppy is like going through childbirth. After awhile, amnesia kicks in, and you forget the bad stuff!
With Star, it's toys. She ate half a puppy kong and half a black kong before she was a year old. I must have spent several hundred dollars on toys, trying to find ones she couldn't destroy. The salesperson would say, "Try this, it's really tough," and she would have it in pieces within hours!
And she STILL does it, at age 5! The other night, I found a really old Bad Cuz. It was in one piece, except for a small split in the hole where the squeaker used to be. By the time the evening was over, half the body of the Cuz was missing, and when I tried to stop her from chewing one of the larger bits, she deliberately swallowed it as I was approaching her. I've seen her do this too many times for it to be a coincidence.
When I see the coloured poop in the dog yard, I always know which dog it belongs to!
Last puppy I had destroyed my roomie's beloved Bible, ate a hole in the skirt of an upholstered chair, and chewed the corners off the coffee table. She also damaged the skirt on the sofa, but just the liner, so it doesn't show. When I was packing to move, she chewed her way into a double walled china box, and removed my mother's heirloom silver knives, and chewed the handles on several of them. That was her worst (and most expensive) indiscretion.
She kept getting hold of the TV remote. Yes, I tried my best to remember to hide it when I was done watching TV, but she finally got ahold of it enough times that I had to replace it. I was quite impressed by how much chewing it stood up to before it finally quit!
She ruined several pairs of shoes, too. I'm sure there's other stuff, but having a puppy is like going through childbirth. After awhile, amnesia kicks in, and you forget the bad stuff!
With Star, it's toys. She ate half a puppy kong and half a black kong before she was a year old. I must have spent several hundred dollars on toys, trying to find ones she couldn't destroy. The salesperson would say, "Try this, it's really tough," and she would have it in pieces within hours!
And she STILL does it, at age 5! The other night, I found a really old Bad Cuz. It was in one piece, except for a small split in the hole where the squeaker used to be. By the time the evening was over, half the body of the Cuz was missing, and when I tried to stop her from chewing one of the larger bits, she deliberately swallowed it as I was approaching her. I've seen her do this too many times for it to be a coincidence.
When I see the coloured poop in the dog yard, I always know which dog it belongs to!
by melba on 31 March 2012 - 02:03
LMAO!! Dying cracking up here! That's a good one.
They have been absolute angels, as usual, ever since.... I have him convinced that it's his fault because he left
the thing open, and at dog height. LOL
Melissa
They have been absolute angels, as usual, ever since.... I have him convinced that it's his fault because he left
the thing open, and at dog height. LOL
Melissa
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