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by Shelley Strohl on 06 October 2006 - 23:10

My friend Lizzie (also experiencing hot flashes these days) and I have about given up on playing the lottery. We have come up with a better idea. We're going to market a new wedding ring for the male gender. Instead of diamonds it will feature micro-chips. Two, to be exact. One for real-time GPS positioning, the other a receiver for delivering "e;ectronic stimulation," both capable of sending receoving signals via satellite linking. Model A will be cutom=fitted for third finger, left hand (right hand for European models). Model B will be more suitable for nose (or other)anatomical pircing sites. What'd'ya'll think? Will it sell? So I'm a sick woman. So what? SS

by Shelley Strohl on 06 October 2006 - 23:10

Sorry about the typos.

by DesertRangers on 06 October 2006 - 23:10

stimulate what?

by DesertRangers on 06 October 2006 - 23:10

had to ask lol

by Shelley Strohl on 06 October 2006 - 23:10

... to stimulate compliance. Perhaps we should offer a large animal tranquilizer delivery system as well, for those rare cases when electronic corrections provoke overly aggressive response, a "fail-safe" button, if you will, for emergency use only.

by ceddy on 06 October 2006 - 23:10

why not try making home worth coming too shelley. Massage, bath something to entice them home. Clean up the place and for God's sake cook something. just a thought. lol Ceddy

by Shelley Strohl on 07 October 2006 - 00:10

Tried that, ceddy. Kinda like cookie training a dog that used to work as a sentry dog on the other side of the Berlin wall. Didn't work.

by DesertRangers on 07 October 2006 - 01:10

lol some big dogs might like the stimulation!

by animules on 07 October 2006 - 01:10

Funny stuff. And you would make a fortune!

by Shelley Strohl on 07 October 2006 - 01:10

10,000 comedians out of work in Hollywood, and I want to be funny. Hey, it worked for Roxanne Barr. ;)

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