Codes for Selling Dogs - Page 1

There is a code for selling dogs.

Not got time for him = trashing the house
Garden is too small = trashing the garden
Needs more attention= keeps pinching the kids toys
He needs a garden = too lazy to take him for walks
The house is too small = easier to sell the dog than clear the clutter up
I'm moving abroad = you can't back him
He needs to work = likes to use his mouth
I'm pregnant = no longer need a substitute child
I can't walk him = nails like a cross between Edward Scissorhands and Freddie Kruger
Proven stud = I got a puppy instead of a fee and it is so cute I'm keeping it instead of him
Personal protection dog = teeth on a lead
Needs strong handler = bites the hand that feeds him
Dominant with other dogs = attacks everything with fur
Eager to investigate = no recall
Sensitive = nervous wreck
Protective = nervous aggressive
Strong willed = never taught any manners
High Drive = hyperactive
Very loyal = acute separation anxiety
Cute mannerisms = tail chaser
Very friendly = oversexed
Tons of prey drive = killed the neighbours cats
Has papers = two crumpled photocopies of his "parents" pedigrees
Outstanding pedigree = so the breeder said
Rare = non standard coat or colour
Good watchdog = never shuts up
Stocky build = fat enough to use as a coffee table

Margaret N-J



 

Also:

(breaks my heart every time I see this in a kijiji ad)

Needs too much love =  too lazy to take him/her for walks or acute separation anxiety

Laura

German lines = Tenth generation dog born in the states

basic obedience started = Dog don't do s**t

raised with kids = back yard breeder's daughter posed for the pic with the puppies

Great Search and Rescue prospect = Sniffing for cat shit all the time

great Schutzhund prospect = hyperactive

Great Personal Protection prospect = bite my daughter when steped on his tail

Great for property and car protection = bite me when got closer while eating



lol. such a great subject!!! congrats OP!!

FUNNY HOW I HAVE READ MANY OF THESE ''CODES'' IN ADDS BY REPUTABLE BREEDERS SELLING GSD'S!

Totally agree!

Then there is

"insert well known name" 's personal dog = best morgage your house if you want to buy this one
Full back up = ring me with a problem so I can tell you it is your fault
Responds to English Commands = as long as you can do the right accent
Manstopper = No out

Margaret N-J

Ha,ha,ha....these are my favorites:

Dominant with other dogs = attacks everything with fur
Eager to investigate = no recall
Tons of prey drive = killed the neighbours cats
Good watchdog = never shuts up

Health guarantee = don't worry the dog will grow out of it. Substantial= oversized monster. Vom schneider suckerberg de casa do nobili Garcia z armagri o istal the third = the longer the name the shadier the breeder.

I like the long name Martinusta, you are so right, I'd not noticed that one before.

Margaret an-aj