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by beetree on 18 September 2011 - 23:09
Without saying names, unless you want to, do you have one? A best "BAD Dog!" story? Please tell, just for the fun of it. 
Ones with teeth would be real fun to hear about, LOL
Ones with teeth would be real fun to hear about, LOL
by melba on 18 September 2011 - 23:09
LOL,
I guess the best one happened while I was down in FL this weekend. I left the doggies in the care of my
fiance, who is a dog person (so he should have known better!) The girls were already pissed that I was gone
and refusing to go outside to potty and eat their food. He decided to take the kids to a tractor pull and when
he got home he called me. Aparently he had left his laptop on the floor, open and one of the girls had scratched
off numerous keyboard keys and eaten them. They had also flung their dog beds across the room and drug
out some clean clothes. There was an unidentified small pile of wood in the middle of the carpet. These are
dogs that are 99.9 % of the time complete angels and NEVER destroy things. LOL Ooopsss.....
Melissa
I guess the best one happened while I was down in FL this weekend. I left the doggies in the care of my
fiance, who is a dog person (so he should have known better!) The girls were already pissed that I was gone
and refusing to go outside to potty and eat their food. He decided to take the kids to a tractor pull and when
he got home he called me. Aparently he had left his laptop on the floor, open and one of the girls had scratched
off numerous keyboard keys and eaten them. They had also flung their dog beds across the room and drug
out some clean clothes. There was an unidentified small pile of wood in the middle of the carpet. These are
dogs that are 99.9 % of the time complete angels and NEVER destroy things. LOL Ooopsss.....
Melissa
by melba on 18 September 2011 - 23:09
Oh oh oh... then there was a few weeks ago at the Sch Club that
I walked up to the TD and friend and Nero sidled up and started to
take a leak on my friend's leg :) That friend is a member here, so I
won't give a name ;) LMAO He can admit to it if he wants....
Melissa
I walked up to the TD and friend and Nero sidled up and started to
take a leak on my friend's leg :) That friend is a member here, so I
won't give a name ;) LMAO He can admit to it if he wants....
Melissa
by GSDguy08 on 19 September 2011 - 00:09
Oh my, Melba that reminds me......... Not one of my guys, but a friend of mine.... He had taken his Pit Bull out of the kennel while I was there, it wasn't listening to him (still on leash) and he just wanted it to go to the bathroom. Well, he went to the bathroom alright, hiked his leg right on him. I laughed so hard I almost cried.
I guess I could tell one about my guys. I remember one time I was going to walk next door, (You have to walk past a decent size field to get to the next house) and I go out the gate leaving my dogs in the yard. Usually I put them up, but this time I was locked out of the house!! (That's why I was going next door to get a spare key) Well, my relatives live next door, so I get down there and they let me inside..... Looked out the window to see all of my dogs walking in a single file line down to the house I'm at, LOL One of the dogs had apparently opened the gate latch, and everyone decided to go there too! That's my lesson learned to not lock my self out of the house I suppose lol.
I guess I could tell one about my guys. I remember one time I was going to walk next door, (You have to walk past a decent size field to get to the next house) and I go out the gate leaving my dogs in the yard. Usually I put them up, but this time I was locked out of the house!! (That's why I was going next door to get a spare key) Well, my relatives live next door, so I get down there and they let me inside..... Looked out the window to see all of my dogs walking in a single file line down to the house I'm at, LOL One of the dogs had apparently opened the gate latch, and everyone decided to go there too! That's my lesson learned to not lock my self out of the house I suppose lol.
by mollyandjack on 19 September 2011 - 02:09
HAhahaa I've got one!
Three years ago... I left for work that day and left Molly out in the living room with a gate up so that she was partially confined. There didn't seem to be anything she could get to and she had been doing really well unsupervised...and my roommate was coming home in about two hours anyway from an early shift. There was a ~20 count box of Milky Way Dark chocolate bars, sealed, but it was too high for her to reach (DUN DUN DUNNNN).
My roommate came home and found the box of chocolates on the couch. It had been carefully opened from one side and wasn't torn. There were empty wrappers carefully placed next to it on the right. Not chewed or shredded, OPENED neatly down one side. Molly was sitting nonchalantly next to the recliner. My roommate was a little suspicious, but it was just so NEAT looking. No dog could do that.
She decided I had just pigged out (THANKS) and put Molly in my room so her dog could come out and eat. I come home, open my bedroom door, and find a gigantic pile of solidified chocolate vomit on my new mattress and on the carpet. And that box of chocolates was a Valentine's day present! I had been looking forward to pigging out on it...
Three years ago... I left for work that day and left Molly out in the living room with a gate up so that she was partially confined. There didn't seem to be anything she could get to and she had been doing really well unsupervised...and my roommate was coming home in about two hours anyway from an early shift. There was a ~20 count box of Milky Way Dark chocolate bars, sealed, but it was too high for her to reach (DUN DUN DUNNNN).
My roommate came home and found the box of chocolates on the couch. It had been carefully opened from one side and wasn't torn. There were empty wrappers carefully placed next to it on the right. Not chewed or shredded, OPENED neatly down one side. Molly was sitting nonchalantly next to the recliner. My roommate was a little suspicious, but it was just so NEAT looking. No dog could do that.
She decided I had just pigged out (THANKS) and put Molly in my room so her dog could come out and eat. I come home, open my bedroom door, and find a gigantic pile of solidified chocolate vomit on my new mattress and on the carpet. And that box of chocolates was a Valentine's day present! I had been looking forward to pigging out on it...
by Donnerstorm on 19 September 2011 - 07:09
LOL, I had a gsd before she passed on and her fav people food was pizza. That was the only food she would go counter surfing for. One day I had ordered pizza for dinner and had sat it on the stove box closed, with bread sticks on top of it. I went and folded a load of laundry did a few other piddly things when I got back in the kitchen pizza box was still closed bread sticks sitting neatly on top. I even told her what a good girl she was, then I opened the box to get a piece of pizza, and magically there was no pizza! I should have known something was up when I grabbed the box and Lady tucked her tail and slinked into the living room. LOL I have no idea how she got the whole pizza out of the box without knocking off the bread sticks, or how she got it shut again but she managed it.
by Mindhunt on 19 September 2011 - 21:09
When Loki was just a puppy, he got into some snacks my hubby had on the bedspread (bad hubby) and my husband got after Loki. Hubby then took his clothes into the bathroom to change into when he was done with his shower, he left the bathroom door open so Loki walks in, grabs the underwear from the pile and chirps at my husband. My husband tells Loki to "drop it" and Loki chirps at him again, so my husband gets out of the shower to get his underwear back and Loki promptly walks down the stairs and stands next to his water pail, underwear still in his mouth, my husband walks down a couple stairs and Loki then hangs the underwear over the water pail and looks at my husband, my husband backs up and Loki then goes back to standing beside the water pail but not holding the underwear over it. This happens a few times and then my husband decided enough is enough and ran down the stairs, but not before Loki dropped the underwear in the water pail and stepped on them with his left front paw.
Later when he was older, he pulled a similar prank. My trainer was working him with the bite sleeve and a newbie decoy (trainer standing behind newbie). Somehow, Loki got whacked on the head by my trainer as he was coming up for a bite (misstime on trainer's part). Loki yelped and then eyeballed my trainer friend. We quit that day and it wasn't until a few months later that we did bitework again. Loki was fine with my trainer friend during the tracking and obedience during those months. As we finished a great day of bitework, we started walking back to the vehicles, my trainer friend walking next to us. We have never had to do "friends" or anything since Loki was so good at reading the situation, NEVER misjudged, over reacted or under reacted. He was always dead on. As we were walking back and Loki was beside my trainer friend, he suddenly grabbed his bare arm and held on, eyeballing him the entire time, I was giving the out command like mad, freaked me out a tad since he has never done this in 7 years. He the let my trainer friend go and stared at him again then sauntered off to the car and got his ball which he brought to the trainer to play as if nothing happened. We figured that he let my trainer friend know he was not happy with the oops at the bite work session before, that dog always did have a sense of fairness about him. We still laugh over that.
Later when he was older, he pulled a similar prank. My trainer was working him with the bite sleeve and a newbie decoy (trainer standing behind newbie). Somehow, Loki got whacked on the head by my trainer as he was coming up for a bite (misstime on trainer's part). Loki yelped and then eyeballed my trainer friend. We quit that day and it wasn't until a few months later that we did bitework again. Loki was fine with my trainer friend during the tracking and obedience during those months. As we finished a great day of bitework, we started walking back to the vehicles, my trainer friend walking next to us. We have never had to do "friends" or anything since Loki was so good at reading the situation, NEVER misjudged, over reacted or under reacted. He was always dead on. As we were walking back and Loki was beside my trainer friend, he suddenly grabbed his bare arm and held on, eyeballing him the entire time, I was giving the out command like mad, freaked me out a tad since he has never done this in 7 years. He the let my trainer friend go and stared at him again then sauntered off to the car and got his ball which he brought to the trainer to play as if nothing happened. We figured that he let my trainer friend know he was not happy with the oops at the bite work session before, that dog always did have a sense of fairness about him. We still laugh over that.
by Donnerstorm on 20 September 2011 - 00:09
If my male Lucas is in the house and you quit playing fetch before he is ready and you don't take the ball, he takes it into the bathroom drops it in the toilet then brings it back and throws it at you soaking wet. This in my house is referred to as a toilet ball. LOL
by alboe2009 on 20 September 2011 - 03:09
A couple of years ago my bud and I and at that time my two dogs went out to New Mexico to look at a Mal kennel we were considering partnering with. This was a woman from Africa who had a lot of money, a lot of dogs but not too dog savey. She had a couple that were her "babies", one was a Mondio Ring Champion blah blah blah that was always at her side. Two others were fenced (a short fence) around her house. My friend and I were leery of these three (especially in the dark) and at times worried that they COULD get over the fence if they wanted to. We told her while we were they it would be best to keep the one on leash. She wouldn't.
One morning my bud is training a Mal down the end of the driveway in a training area. He and the woman (With her Mal) are walking back towards the cabin where we are staying. I happen to open the front door and at that time Ana was a puppy and had gone towards the door. As I turned to scoop her up Reiker must have either thought it was time to go out or had seen my bud and he was out the door down the steps. I, Knowing there are a ton of dogs around am out the door and see my bud walking with this woman and her Champion Mal of leash in front of them. Well both dogs seen each other and had to investigate. Reiker will sit or down on command and will not care about another dog when commanded. This woman starts screaming and I'm trying to calm everyone down, RELAX. She's screaming.
What sucked is no one had a leash. She, with her mentality didn't need one for her dog and mine was out the door so fast I didn't get to grab mine. Reiker sits and gives me a look. Can't remember the name of that dog but like I said, my bud and I were leery of him. He was a big boy and in our eyes mean as shit/psycho. Well he circled Reiker and tried a dominant move and it was on. Like Pig Pens' dust/dirt cloud. Reiker was wearing a double layer 3" agitation collar plus he is a long hair. Mal couldn't get a good grip. Initially I was concerned for Reiker but he was tearing that boy a new one. Everyone (except me) was freaking out, screaming. It was like slow motion....... I reached in to grab the Mals' prong and when I yanked, ploop, it came apart. I was still worried about Reiker to an extent so I reached in and put a choke hold on the Mal. Picked him up off the ground and honestly tried to choke him out.
The woman was screaming and I wasn't going to let go until I knew the dog was out. She kept saying He's okay now you can let him down. He's okay now, he'll be alright. She had finally got a leash. Reiker had messed him up a little but we couldn't see the full extent. So just as I was getting ready to give him to her and put him down Reiker lays into him and bites him in his jewels!
After everything calms down, and I'm apologizing and trying to find out if her boy is okay she runs him to the hospital. Her dog had to stay in the house and couldn't walk for a few days.
That night, drinking at the bonfire my bud and I talked about all the ways that situation could had turned out bad. Told my bud we can't partner with this woman and came home.
One morning my bud is training a Mal down the end of the driveway in a training area. He and the woman (With her Mal) are walking back towards the cabin where we are staying. I happen to open the front door and at that time Ana was a puppy and had gone towards the door. As I turned to scoop her up Reiker must have either thought it was time to go out or had seen my bud and he was out the door down the steps. I, Knowing there are a ton of dogs around am out the door and see my bud walking with this woman and her Champion Mal of leash in front of them. Well both dogs seen each other and had to investigate. Reiker will sit or down on command and will not care about another dog when commanded. This woman starts screaming and I'm trying to calm everyone down, RELAX. She's screaming.
What sucked is no one had a leash. She, with her mentality didn't need one for her dog and mine was out the door so fast I didn't get to grab mine. Reiker sits and gives me a look. Can't remember the name of that dog but like I said, my bud and I were leery of him. He was a big boy and in our eyes mean as shit/psycho. Well he circled Reiker and tried a dominant move and it was on. Like Pig Pens' dust/dirt cloud. Reiker was wearing a double layer 3" agitation collar plus he is a long hair. Mal couldn't get a good grip. Initially I was concerned for Reiker but he was tearing that boy a new one. Everyone (except me) was freaking out, screaming. It was like slow motion....... I reached in to grab the Mals' prong and when I yanked, ploop, it came apart. I was still worried about Reiker to an extent so I reached in and put a choke hold on the Mal. Picked him up off the ground and honestly tried to choke him out.
The woman was screaming and I wasn't going to let go until I knew the dog was out. She kept saying He's okay now you can let him down. He's okay now, he'll be alright. She had finally got a leash. Reiker had messed him up a little but we couldn't see the full extent. So just as I was getting ready to give him to her and put him down Reiker lays into him and bites him in his jewels!
After everything calms down, and I'm apologizing and trying to find out if her boy is okay she runs him to the hospital. Her dog had to stay in the house and couldn't walk for a few days.
That night, drinking at the bonfire my bud and I talked about all the ways that situation could had turned out bad. Told my bud we can't partner with this woman and came home.
by JakodaCD OA on 20 September 2011 - 22:09
funny stories:))
years ago I used to do home checks for GSRNE, I normally would take my well behaved black dawg Dodge..
I go to meet a prospective adopter family. Go thru the questionaire,check out the house, normal stuff, I end by saying 'would you like to meet Dodge?" good way to guage people who have never had a gsd before since he could have cared less..
Of course the husband and wife say YES..Go to my car, get out Dodge, they are fawning over him, while he is standing there looking totally bored, he moves between myself and the husband, next thing I know he is PEEING ON THE GUY!!!
I was MORTIFIED! , the wife was laughing hysterically, I yanked Dodge, and was like "WHAT WAS THAT ABOUT?" since he'd NEVER done anything remotely like this before LOL...Dodge looked a little sheepish, I apologized profusely, the wife was still laughing hysterically, while the husband looked dumbfounded and said nothing...
I was soooo embarrassed. Dodge must have known something, cause altho they did adopt a dog, it was returned within 3 days, the husband was allergic:(...
years ago I used to do home checks for GSRNE, I normally would take my well behaved black dawg Dodge..
I go to meet a prospective adopter family. Go thru the questionaire,check out the house, normal stuff, I end by saying 'would you like to meet Dodge?" good way to guage people who have never had a gsd before since he could have cared less..
Of course the husband and wife say YES..Go to my car, get out Dodge, they are fawning over him, while he is standing there looking totally bored, he moves between myself and the husband, next thing I know he is PEEING ON THE GUY!!!
I was MORTIFIED! , the wife was laughing hysterically, I yanked Dodge, and was like "WHAT WAS THAT ABOUT?" since he'd NEVER done anything remotely like this before LOL...Dodge looked a little sheepish, I apologized profusely, the wife was still laughing hysterically, while the husband looked dumbfounded and said nothing...
I was soooo embarrassed. Dodge must have known something, cause altho they did adopt a dog, it was returned within 3 days, the husband was allergic:(...
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