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by JRANSOM on 05 September 2011 - 00:09
My dog...
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It's just dawned on me!!
My dog sleeps about 20 hours a day.
He has his food prepared for him. He can eat whenever he wants.
His meals are provided at no cost to him.
He visits the Dr. once a year for his checkup, and again during the year if any medical needs arise.
For this he pays nothing and nothing is required of him.
He lives in a nice neighborhood in a house that is much larger than he needs, but he is not required to do any upkeep.
If he makes a mess, someone else cleans it up.
He has his choice of luxurious places to sleep.
He receives these accommodations absolutely free.
He is living like a King, and has absolutely no expenses whatsoever.
All of his costs are picked up by others who go out and earn a living every day.
I was just thinking about all this, and suddenly it hit me like a brick...
I think my dog is a member of Congress!
by yellowrose of Texas on 05 September 2011 - 02:09
Then Honey , you have no more money problems and you have health insurance till you die and hopefully your boy will name you as his beneficiary on his death...cause he will draw a check till he dies....wwo
U are a millionaire overnight!!
Without RAISING A FINGER OR without doing one DARN THING@@
Congratulations JR but I won't be VOTING for him on re election DAY>>
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