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by Ninja181 on 25 February 2011 - 23:02
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by Red Sable on 25 February 2011 - 23:02
Yesterday I pulled up to a gas station and asked the attendant for 5 dollars worth of gas,,,,,he farted and handed me a receipt.
by Red Sable on 25 February 2011 - 23:02
by leeshideaway on 26 February 2011 - 00:02
What do you get if you cross a pit bull and a hyena?
I don't know but I'll join in if it laughs
by nonacona60 on 26 February 2011 - 00:02
I deleted this comment myself...
by MaggieMae on 26 February 2011 - 01:02
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A real woman is a man's best friend.
She will never stand him up and never let him down.
She will reassure him when he feels insecure and comfort him after a bad day.
She will inspire him to do things he never thought he could do; to live without fear and forget regret.
She will enable him to express his deepest emotions and give in to his most intimate desires.
She will make sure he always feels as though he's the most handsome man in the room and will enable him to be the most confident, sexy, seductive, and invincible.
No wait..... Sorry.....
I'm thinking of whiskey.
It’s whiskey that does all that shit.
Never mind........
by Red Sable on 26 February 2011 - 01:02
by BabyEagle4U on 26 February 2011 - 06:02
Could you imagine if say like 100 people all had a pocket mirror on a sunny day and they all pointed it at one spot.
I'm sending a letter to Myth Busters. LOL
by Red Sable on 26 February 2011 - 23:02
by Red Sable on 27 February 2011 - 00:02
I know it must seem like I have farts on the brain.
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