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by yellowrose of Texas on 07 February 2011 - 17:02
Had to share this made me LAUGH and is so true in our schools today.. In TYLER < TEX last week a child in middle school was sent to the Principals office because he wouldnt take off his outdoor coat as the electricity was OFF and it was 27 * outside and he was cold. His parents , of course, called the news media , and the principal , said no coats in classroom...it is the rule... HOLY COW>>>
SO i thought this was FUNNY
My Favorite Animal
Our teacher asked us what our favorite animal was, and I said, "Fried chicken." She said I wasn't funny, but she couldn't have been right, because everyone else in the class laughed.
My parents told me to always be truthful and honest, and I am. Fried chicken is my favorite animal. I told my dad what happened, and he said my teacher was probably a member of PETA.
He said they love animals very much.
I do, too. Especially chicken, pork and beef. Anyway, my teacher sent me to the principal's office. I told him what happened, and he laughed, too. Then he told me not to do it again.
The next day in class my teacher asked me what my favorite live animal was. I told her it was chicken. She asked me why, just like she'd asked the other children. So I told her it was because you could make them into fried chicken.
She sent me back to the principal's office again. He laughed, and told me not to do it again. I don't understand. My parents taught me to be honest, but my teacher doesn't like it when I am.
Today, my teacher asked us to tell her what famous person we admire most.
I told her, "Colonel Sanders."
Guess where I am now...
by yellowrose of Texas on 07 February 2011 - 18:02
It looks like today is the day of good laughs:
An elderly lady decided to give herself a big treat for her significant birthday by staying overnight in one of London 's most expensive hotels.
When she checked out next morning, the desk clerk handed her a bill for �250.00. She exploded and demanded to know why the charge was so high. "It's a nice hotel but the rooms certainly aren't worth �250.00 for just an overnight stop without even breakfast."
The clerk told her that �250.00 is the 'standard rate' so she insisted on speaking to the Manager. The Manager appeared and forewarned by the desk clerk announced: "the hotel has an Olympic-sized pool and a huge conference centre which are available for use."
'But I didn't use them," she said.
'Well, they are here, and you could have," explained the Manager. He went on to explain that she could also have seen one of the in-hotel shows for which
the hotel is famous. "We have the best entertainers from Edinburgh , Glasgow , and Aberdeen performing here," the Manager said.
"But I didn't go to any of those shows," she said.
"Well, we have them, and you could have," the Manager replied. No matter what amenity the Manager mentioned, she replied, "But I didn't use it!"
The Manager was unmoved, so she decided to pay, wrote a cheque and gave it to the Manager. The Manager was surprised when he looked at the cheque. "But madam, this cheque is only made out for �50.00."
''That's correct. I charged you �200.00 for sleeping with me," she replied.
"But I didn't!" exclaims the very surprised Manager.
"Well, too bad, I was here, and you could have."
Don't mess with Senior Citizens!
by lovejags on 07 February 2011 - 23:02
GOSH I NEEDED THAT LAUGH TODAY! THANKS YR
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