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OGBS

by OGBS on 28 January 2011 - 21:01

HER DIARY

Tonight, I thought my husband was acting weird.
We had made plans to meet at a bar to have a drink.
I was shopping with my friends all day long, so I
thought he was upset at the fact that I was a bit late,
but, he made no comment on it.

Conversation wasn't flowing, so I suggested that we
go somewhere quiet so we could talk. He agreed, but,
he didn't say much. I asked him what was wrong.
He said, 'Nothing.' I asked him if it was my fault that
he was upset. He said he wasn't upset, that it had
nothing to do with me, and not to worry about it.

On the way home, I told him that I loved him.
He smiled slightly, and kept driving. I can't explain his
behavior. I don't know why he didn't say, 'I love you, too.'
When we got home, I felt as if I had lost him completely,
as if he wanted nothing to do with me anymore.
He just sat there quietly, and watched TV. He continued
to seem distant and absent.

Finally, with silence all around us, I decided to go to bed.
About 15 minutes later, he came to bed. To my surprise,
he responded to my caress, and we made love. But I still
felt that he was distracted, and his thoughts were
somewhere else. He fell asleep -I cried. I don't know
what to do. I'm almost sure that his thoughts are with
someone else. My life is a disaster.



HIS DIARY

My Snowmobile wouldn't start today, can't figure out why,
but, at least I got laid.

nonacona60

by nonacona60 on 28 January 2011 - 22:01

Thats a good one, and oh so true.....We woman have a tendency to take everything at heart....But if you men would answer us when first asked, that would save alot of pain for both....JMO


Great Joke!!!

dAWgESOME

by dAWgESOME on 28 January 2011 - 23:01

LOL!!!! - That's so true its almost not funny....

Don Corleone

by Don Corleone on 29 January 2011 - 00:01

I don't get it. Why wouldn't the snowmobile work?

VonIsengard

by VonIsengard on 29 January 2011 - 01:01

I'm pretty sure someone broke into my house and stole those....

That's going on my FB, damn, that's funny.

JRANSOM

by JRANSOM on 29 January 2011 - 01:01

You bet! 
Don, too much snow in  the track!  That's a good one. 

lovejags

by lovejags on 29 January 2011 - 05:01

LIKE SANDS THROUGH THE HOUR GLASS,SO ARE THE DAYS OF OUR LIVES!  

 

 


yellowrose of Texas

by yellowrose of Texas on 30 January 2011 - 03:01

iT WOULDN'T START PROBABLY BECAUSE HE DIDN'T TURN THE KEY THE RIGHT WAY..!

OR IT WAS OUT OF GAS.!!!!

MEN THINK OUT OF A BOX

WOMEN THINK LIKE A PLATE OF SPAGHETTI


YR

cage

by cage on 01 February 2011 - 12:02

Don,LMAO .





 


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