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 "Police Search for Moron"

I just saw this headline locally and had to laugh....of course, the man who is the subject of the search is named....well, you guessed it, "Moron". It just gave me a laugh and I thought maybe some of you might also find it humorous.

"Police are searching for a man who they say has a history of violence and has attacked his wife in the past.

Police say 35-year-old Joseph Moron has a permanent restraining order against him and two active felony warrants. They say he's wanted for investigation of stalking, second-degree kidnapping, second-degree assault, first-degree burglary and numerous counts of violating a restraining order.

Moron is described by police as a 5-foot, 9-inch white man, weighing about 205 pounds with brown eyes and brown hair. They say he's known to frequent the area of Buckley Road and Iliff Avenue in Aurora.

If anyone has seen Moron, they're asked to call Aurora Police at 303-627-3152.

(KUSA-TV © 2011 Multimedia Holdings Corporation)"


Actually, I know a few morons..............

LOL, me too! Very funny, & I would think a name like that might be a warning as such....! jackie harris

 Hi Jackie,

Wonder if this man ever considered changing his name? LOL.....

Hi Sharyn, Gotta wonder who would date, let alone marry a Moron! I wonder if there are little Morons running around? jackie harris

Kalibeck and Ninja.....too funny. We must all be a little sleepy this afternoon to laugh so easily!

How the heck is it weather wise Ninja and Kalibeck in your neck of the woods? Hope you are both all well, family and dogs too!

Hodie, that is funny. I too wonder why anyone would retain such a name. Can you imagine the bullying in school. That would make for a good defense for his malevolent behavior! Ninja, I like your explanation about the bus! Thanks for sharing. We are snowed in today and the humor helps!

Davren, are you back east? Yet another storm there I see. We had one yesterday that was not a big deal for me, but it is damn cold today with the wind that is blowing.

Hodie, I am located in MO, pronounced "misery" this time of year! We were hit with about 8 " of snow last night, which is not heavy for some areas, but it cripples folks here. The cold affects me- the result of frostbite when in the military.

Davren, I can sympathize with you concerning frostbite. I got frostbitten fingers fighting a fire once years ago before the fire department arrived *(I was driving home from a late paramedic education shift at a hospital and saw smoke and investigated and found a fire in a condo) and my fingers have never been the same. I have to wear gloves when it is cold outside, or else. And yes, I can imagine 8" of snow would be problematical there. Hell, it can be a mess here with that much.

Stay warm!