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by nonacona60 on 18 January 2011 - 04:01
A little girl ask her mother, "Mom may I take the dog for a walk around the block?' Mom replies, "No, because she is in heat." "Whats that mean?" asked the child. "Go ask your father. I think he is in the garage."
The little girl goes to the garage and says, "Dad may I take Belle for a walk around the block, I asked mom, but she said Belle was in heat , and to come and ask you." Dad said, " Bring Belle over here." He took a rag soaked it in gasoline and scrubbed the dog's backside with it to disguise the scent and said, "OK, you can go now, but keep Belle on the leash and only go one time round the block."
The little girl left and returned a few minutes later with no dog on the leash. Surprised, Dad asked, "Where's Belle?' The little girl said, "She ran out of gas about halfway down the block, so another dog is pushing her home."
The little girl goes to the garage and says, "Dad may I take Belle for a walk around the block, I asked mom, but she said Belle was in heat , and to come and ask you." Dad said, " Bring Belle over here." He took a rag soaked it in gasoline and scrubbed the dog's backside with it to disguise the scent and said, "OK, you can go now, but keep Belle on the leash and only go one time round the block."
The little girl left and returned a few minutes later with no dog on the leash. Surprised, Dad asked, "Where's Belle?' The little girl said, "She ran out of gas about halfway down the block, so another dog is pushing her home."
by Ruger1 on 18 January 2011 - 04:01
Nona,,Nona,,Nona,,,,,That was good....
by lovejags on 18 January 2011 - 04:01
that was hysterical nona
by nonacona60 on 18 January 2011 - 05:01
Yeah, I thought this one was worth sharing....
by Jyl on 18 January 2011 - 07:01
HAHAHAHA....that was funny. Thanks for the laugh!
by tarekallam on 18 January 2011 - 08:01
HAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHA ,nona; you are also professional in cracking funny jokes.
That was really so funny. I owe you a big laugh.
That was really so funny. I owe you a big laugh.
by nonacona60 on 18 January 2011 - 18:01
tarekallam,
You must have me mixed up with someone else because this is the first joke I ever post, and I never claimed to be a professional at anything.......But Still the same I am glad it brought out the laugh in you, and don't sweat it, You surely don't owe me anything....No cost for a genuine laugh...
Just glad to share it with those who can genuinely enjoy a good doggy joke....
You must have me mixed up with someone else because this is the first joke I ever post, and I never claimed to be a professional at anything.......But Still the same I am glad it brought out the laugh in you, and don't sweat it, You surely don't owe me anything....No cost for a genuine laugh...
Just glad to share it with those who can genuinely enjoy a good doggy joke....
by tarekallam on 18 January 2011 - 19:01
Nona; I know you very well & I always follow up your posts, however who says a joke like this one, must be a professional. By the way if this funny one is your first joke, I wonder how your last joke will be like??
Waiting for many more jokes. I entirely agree with you it is nice to make people laugh.
Regards
Tarek Allam
Waiting for many more jokes. I entirely agree with you it is nice to make people laugh.
Regards
Tarek Allam
by nonacona60 on 18 January 2011 - 19:01
tarekallam,
Gotcha!!!! Sorry, I just figured out who you are...Don't hold your breath waiting on more jokes from me....There probably won't be any.....This joke was sent to me by a friend, all I did was posted it here. So I should not be given credit for something that is really not mine. I only wrote someone else's words....
Gotcha!!!! Sorry, I just figured out who you are...Don't hold your breath waiting on more jokes from me....There probably won't be any.....This joke was sent to me by a friend, all I did was posted it here. So I should not be given credit for something that is really not mine. I only wrote someone else's words....
by tarekallam on 18 January 2011 - 20:01
Nona; Still the way you wrote & sent the joke was much better & more professional than your friend's way
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