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OGBS

by OGBS on 05 January 2011 - 21:01

(received this is in an email)

Since more and more Seniors are texting and tweeting there appears to be a need for a STC (Senior Texting Code).


ATD: At The Doctor's

BFF: Best Friend Farted

BTW: Bring The Wheelchair

BYOT: Bring Your Own Teeth

CBM: Covered By Medicare

CUATSC: See You At The Senior Center

DWI: Driving While Incontinent

FWB: Friend With Beta Blockers

FWIW: Forgot Where I Was

FYI: Found Your Insulin

GGPBL: Gotta Go, Pacemaker Battery Low!

GHA: Got Heartburn Again

HGBM: Had Good Bowel Movement

IMHO: Is My Hearing Aid On?

LMDO: Laughing My Dentures Out

LOL: Living On Lipitor

LWO: Lawrence Welk's On

OMMR: On My Massage Recliner

OMSG: Oh My - Sorry, Gas.

ROTFL-ACGU:Rolling On The Floor Laughing...And Can't Get Up

SGGP: Sorry, Gotta Go Poop

TTYL: Talk To You Louder

WAITT: Who Am I Talking To?

WTFA: Wet The Furniture Again

WTP: Where's The Prunes?

WWNO: Walker Wheels Need Oil

WMDP: Where's My Damn Phone?

GGLKI: Gotta Go, Laxative Kicking In


Red Sable

by Red Sable on 05 January 2011 - 21:01

LOL!  I love the ROTFL-ACGU,

splitting my gut here, thanks for the laugh!





 


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