Gross Stories - Page 1

I am sure we all have those…and I would like to post mine just to make sure I don’t have the worst one out there..:)
In 2008 my family and my (at that time) 5 year old female “Misty” and 13 month old male “Dozer” decided to take a couple of hours drive trip to Smoky Mountains of TN. Everything was going good until we hit the mountains…my 7 year old daughter who once in a while gets car sick stated that she is too big to hold a barf bag and is perfectly fine…however a few miles later after she assured me she was not going to throw up I heard throwing up noises as I looked back my child was staring at me with “oh, crap!” look because my female dog was throwing up in a seat next to her…when my child saw that she got grossed out and threw up herself…as we are trying to pull over our 13 month old puppy who is forever hungry puts his front feet over the back seat and starts lapping up the contents of someone elses stomach…as I turn around to see this I get so grossed out I had to vomit between front seats of the car…by the time we pull over I could not stop gagging, my child is creaming, one dog is blissfully happy and my other dog is doing the dry gagging face and flexing stomach….needless to say…this was a trip to remember…
 
here is a photo taken minutes before this all started...

When I was living in Sundridge, my two GSDs decided to run out on the rotted ice of a beaver pond in the spring, and both of them went for an unexpected swim.

A few days later, I come home to find my male GSD has decorated the TV room...the one room that has a rug....with liquid feces. He'd even got it on the TV screen, the front of the VCR, and somehow managed to splash some 4 feet up the wall!  I knew he was sick, because the smell was HORRIBLE! (And this is the same dog that once managed to go 24 hours without pooping or peeing, because the dog sitter lost my house key, and my flight back home was delayed.)

So, I'm down on my knees cleaning it up, and I'm nearly finished....when my female GSD barfs all over the rug!

We took a trip to the vet shortly thereafter and I had them both treated for giardia!

Lucky for me, after nursing for many years, I've got a cast iron gut. 

ok, you win...LOL...

I didnt have to clean anything myself..i took car to car wash/detailing service....the smell alone would make me loose it.....it cost me $75.00 but it was totaly worth it....

I had to get a professional carpet cleaner to clean a section of broadloom after one of my females vomited on it several times one night. I cleaned it as best I could, but several days later, the smell was really, really bad as hidden bacteria did their thing. I think you did a wise thing with the car.

The rug I mentioned in my post was an area rug, so easier to clean. And, when I moved last June, it made a one-way trip to the dump! When I rolled it up in preparation for my move, I found there was an unbelievable amount of dirt trapped in its fibers!

As for gross...no one....NO ONE can out-gross a nurse!

Nurses have been known to clear tables in crowded restaurants with their shop talk. Sometimes, then even do it DELIBERATELY when they needed extra seats!

There's a thread on the nursing website I used to help moderate where nurses detail their grossest , most disgusting horror stories. One nurse told about visiting an old man with a chronic lung conditon. He was constantly hacking up wads of mucus and spitting them into a large tin can.

While the nurse was there, the man's hound dog wandered in, and proceeded to drink the contents of the can.

That was it...the nurse totally lost it, and ran out of the room, gagging! 

There. Let someone try to top THAT!! 

I hope no one reads this during lunch time..LOL

My husband and I are in Baltimore at a veterinary convention and left 6 of the dogs, as well as 2 litters of puppies in the capable hands of our daughters (16 and 19 yrs old). I got a call from our 19 yr old around 8:00 a.m. and got a real earful. It seems Hazel had diarrhea all over her space. Her whelping box is in the foyer of our home, and it sounded like she had made several very liquid deposits. Daughter was not pleased at having all that cleaning added to her morning, before she had to go take an exam.

Hazel checked out fine, no parasites, coccidia, giardia, just one of those dog things......

I have 2!

My neighbor took the lid off his septic tank which was full and my first B-HOT SchH1 dog took a dip in the afternoon of a hot summer day!  YUCK!  She got to spend the rest of the week outside!

We went on vacation and I left my first import, Yena-Akbar, at home with a petsitter(my younger brother) and he didn't latch her crate very well and she popped the door and ate an onion off the counter and some oreo's and then had the most foul wattery stools in 17 different spots in my living room!  We had been gone 10 days and she did this the day before we got home!  We could smell something was not right before we opened the door!  Yena was ok but my poor brother had used everything he could think of on the spots!  Pinesol, laundry soap, dish soap, windex were all in the trash!  The smell was so bad that we had to spend the night in a hotel untill the carpet cleaner could come!

Vickie
www.PowerHausKennels.com
 

I have a real winner. Not poo-gross, but a pretty nasty kennel accident.

I was all alone training one Sunday and went to get a dog out. The kennels are set up as indoor/outdoor with a guillotine door. I grabbed the S-hook and pulled it down to bring the door up and let my training dog in (I had put him out to potty before training) and somehow the hook slipped from my hand and the weight of the door dropping sent in flying back- directly through my left nostril. Yup, I had a blunt, nasty, kennel germ coated S-hook as a nose piercing, complete with attached metal cable running it to the door.

Thankfully, I'm not the panicking type, I was more morbidly amused as my nose was still numb, pulled the thing out, and within moments the pain set in. I flushed my poor nose (I had a terrible cold at the time, too!) until the bleeding stopped, put a little neosporin on it, and waited to see if it got infected. Never did- tetanus, schmetanus!

Luckily, I have no visible scar from the episode, just one hell a legendary story. Talk about a freak accident.

I did sit in on my dog's c-sections, twice. Nothing like seeing your vet holding your dog's organs in his hands. After the first one I learned when NOT to look up!

Bazza, in some places in the States, those 'bits' are called 'mountain oysters' and are considered a delicacy!  And in Spain, I think it's traditional for matadors to eat the bull's testicles (cooked!) after killing him.

I hope she wasn't a breeding dog. Who knows what all that raw testosterone would have done to her hormones!  LOL!