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sueincc

by sueincc on 05 December 2010 - 17:12

I'll start this one:

PROs
She feeds really good chow.
She feeds me on time.
She takes me to the ocean & throws the ball in it so I can swim for it.
She plays ball with me.

CONs
She doesn't play enough ball with me.
Too much fidgiting during OB.
She is a bit of a nerve bag.
I should have access to the fridge.
I should be the one to decide who I get to bite and when.
gimme the ball
gimme the ball
gimme the ball





mollyandjack

by mollyandjack on 05 December 2010 - 18:12

Hahaha, I can't resist!

Pros:
Dispenser of hotdog pieces!
Ball-thrower
Plays tug
Feeds me
Scratches my butt

Cons:
Not very sturdy - falls over after a strong tug
Ditto - falls over after an enthusiastic recall
Won't play fetch for longer than an hour
Too nervy
Won't let me chew on metal bowls



GSDguy08

by GSDguy08 on 05 December 2010 - 18:12

From my Huskies....

PROS

He feeds me food with Salmon!

He takes us walking nearly five miles every day.

He plays fetch with us.

He acts goofy like we do.

CONs

He doesn't take us running 15 miles a day with a sled in three feet of snow.

He doesn't allow us to go kill the cats, squirrels, tiny dogs, deer, rabbits, and anything else we see on our walks.

He doesn't let "me" (my oldest Husky) growl at another dog when they bump into me while they're playing.

Ok, he only thinks he's normal.....He doesn't seem to get it when he acts goofy and we just sit there and stare at him like he's lost it. Sometimes we play along just to make him feel good.


Ruger1

by Ruger1 on 05 December 2010 - 18:12


       Pros:

    Loves me to pieces...

    Keeps my belly full...

    Dumb as a box of rocks...lol...

    Push over....

    Too soft...hehehe...

    Thinks I'm adorable..

    Makes excuses for my bad behavior..

         Cons:

      Found the Pedigree Database

      Asks too many questions...

      Takes good advice...
 
      Sent me to visit Kelly.....Yikes..!!!!


by jamesfountain98 on 05 December 2010 - 18:12

lol, i think this might be a response to my previous thread, but I'll participate.

Pros.
need more time to think of some, lol

cons.
I should stay in the house and sleep in the bed
I should have been able to breed when i was 13 months old with the blood hound on our team
I should eat filet mignon instead of kibble
he listen to too many people's advice and changes techniques too often.
he should take me on longer walks.
Let me swim longer.
I should never have to wear a choke or prong collar


Guppyfry

by Guppyfry on 05 December 2010 - 19:12

 Hilarious!! 

PROS:

Great food and awesome treats!
Big back field to play fetch.
Get to sleep on the bed.
Bones bones bones bones!!! 
I'm allowed to bark at the guy with the sleeve and bite him! (is that love, or what!)

Cons:
Too slow to open the door to let me out and I'm supposed to wait quietly? Yeah, right! 
Stupid crate! 
What'dya mean stay out of the litter box?
What'dya mean I don't get to have a zillion turns barking and biting the guy with the sleeve? 



Kalibeck

by Kalibeck on 05 December 2010 - 19:12

Kali- Her--pros...she loves me a lot & gives good scratchies & good noms & she stays outside to play even when it's real cold & she makes snow balls ...cons....she doesn't let me bite hardly anyone..she doesn't let me bark at hardly anyone....she doesn't let me eat the neighbor dogs....she goes to work almost every day! Very bad! Also she loves the other dogs too & she's supposed to be only mine! Him-pros...very good alpha, always at home. cons....very good alpha, always at home.
Beckett--Her-pros...She loves me! Let's me bite things! Let's me bark sometimes! Keeps noms in her pocket when we train! Feeds me good noms! Throws stuff for me! Knows where I can't scratch & scratches me there. Makes me mind her. Lets me protect her! Cons...makes me give back what she throws, doesn't let me bite her, even in fun. Falls down sometimes. Makes me come in. Goes to work almost every day, & loves the other dogs, too. Him--Pros....very good alpha, always at home. cons...Very good alpha always at home.
Ansgar---Her--Pros....She loves me! She lets me sit on her lap if I do real good at training, she knows my itchy spots. She'll take 5 hours to clip my nails 'cause I make it our special game, she feeds me good noms & keeps special noms for the training game. She plays training even when it's cold! She let's me jump in the pool! She takes me in the car! Cons....she goes to work! She loves the other dogs! She lets HIM take me out sometimes. She takes me in the car! She clips my toenails! She spends some of our valuable time with HIM! Him-pros...Very good alpha, home all the time. Cons...Very good alpha, home all the time.
Ani (Lil' Bit) --Her--Pros...She thinks I'm stinky! And I am stinky! Woo Hoo! I like to lick her! She makes me walk real close to her & she throws me stuff. Cons....She tastes funny, & she scratches real easy. She makes me give the thrown stuff back..that's cheating! Him--Pros....He loves me! I love him! He takes me to see Dick, 'cause Dick loves me! And he gives me toys & treats, He doesn't ever be mad at me, unless I scratch her...cons...He spends my time with the other dogs, & with her. He doesn't let me stay with him 24/7, only 22/7. He only feeds me 2 times a day. I could eat a lot more, but he won't let me.

sueincc

by sueincc on 05 December 2010 - 19:12

AHAHHAA!  You guys have ALL come up with such good ones!  This one from Kalibeck made me laugh so hard milk came out my nose:

".She thinks I'm stinky! And I am stinky! Woo Hoo!"


melba

by melba on 05 December 2010 - 21:12

Pros :
She plays ball with us!
She gives us pizza crusts!!
She lets us swim at the lake!
Car rides, yay!!!
She's oblivious to the kids sneaking us stuff.... shhhhh....
Lets us sleep on the couch!!!

Cons:
Won't play ball all day.
Makes us take baths after we swim at the lake.
Makes us go the Vet.
Won't let us have the bed.
Makes us sit in the back seat in the truck.
Won't let us chase the kitties or Bambi.


windwalker18

by windwalker18 on 05 December 2010 - 21:12

I was expecting a "show" critique... LOL

Slightly Senior female, lush coat, but showing grey in some amount.  Toes out when moving, shows decided limp, favoring left knee and right rear paw especially at higher speeds.  Carrying too much "condition" for her build, could use roadwork and a reduction in diet to return to show condition.  Temperament stable, clear headed, but not as much drive as I'd like to see... needs to be encouraged to play ball or hike.  Long limbs allow for free movement, but this is compromised by lack of condition and obvious injuries.  Probably not suitable for Advanced Schutzhund work, nor hurdles.  SAR work is a possibility, as she is stubborn as all get out when committed to a path.  Not suitable for breeding due to structural issues, Has been spayed, but can still do Obedience if anyone  can ever get her to LISTEN!







 


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