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by MaggieMae on 30 November 2010 - 17:11
DOG JOKE
A guy is driving around the back woods of Montana and he sees a sign in front of a broken down shanty-style house: 'Talking Dog For Sale ' He rings the bell and the owner appears and tells him the dog is in the backyard.
The guy goes into the backyard and sees a nice looking Labrador retriever sitting there.
'You talk?' he asks.
'Yep,' the Lab replies.
After the guy recovers from the shock of hearing a dog talk, he says 'So, what's your story?'
The Lab looks up and says, 'Well, I discovered that I could talk when I was pretty young. I wanted to help the government, so I told the CIA. In no time at all they had me jetting from country to country, sitting in rooms with spies and world leaders, because no one figured a dog would be eavesdropping.'
'I was one of their most valuable spies for eight years running. But the jetting around really tired me out, and I knew I wasn't getting any younger so I decided to settle down. I signed up for a job at the airport to do some undercover security, wandering near suspicious characters and listening in. I uncovered some incredible dealings and was awarded a batch of medals.' 'I got married, had a mess of puppies, and now I'm just retired.'
The guy is amazed. He goes back in and asks the owner what he wants for the dog.
'Ten dollars,' the guy says.
'Ten dollars? This dog is amazing! Why on earth are you selling him so cheap?'
'Because he's a liar. He never did any of that s**t.
A guy is driving around the back woods of Montana and he sees a sign in front of a broken down shanty-style house: 'Talking Dog For Sale ' He rings the bell and the owner appears and tells him the dog is in the backyard.
The guy goes into the backyard and sees a nice looking Labrador retriever sitting there.
'You talk?' he asks.
'Yep,' the Lab replies.
After the guy recovers from the shock of hearing a dog talk, he says 'So, what's your story?'
The Lab looks up and says, 'Well, I discovered that I could talk when I was pretty young. I wanted to help the government, so I told the CIA. In no time at all they had me jetting from country to country, sitting in rooms with spies and world leaders, because no one figured a dog would be eavesdropping.'
'I was one of their most valuable spies for eight years running. But the jetting around really tired me out, and I knew I wasn't getting any younger so I decided to settle down. I signed up for a job at the airport to do some undercover security, wandering near suspicious characters and listening in. I uncovered some incredible dealings and was awarded a batch of medals.' 'I got married, had a mess of puppies, and now I'm just retired.'
The guy is amazed. He goes back in and asks the owner what he wants for the dog.
'Ten dollars,' the guy says.
'Ten dollars? This dog is amazing! Why on earth are you selling him so cheap?'
'Because he's a liar. He never did any of that s**t.
by Ibrahim on 30 November 2010 - 17:11
I am confused, is it my English again! where is the joke? lol.
Ibrahim
Ibrahim
by Red Sable on 30 November 2010 - 17:11
The dog can talk Ibrahim, so it is pretty amazing, and worth big dollars to anyone that would want to capitalize on it, but the owner doesn't want him because he is a BS'er.
by Ibrahim on 30 November 2010 - 17:11
Oh ... I see, thanks RS, Maggie pls don't hate me for my poor sense of humor
by MaggieMae on 30 November 2010 - 18:11
I certainly don't hate you Ibrahim -- you are definitely one of the GOOD GUYS on the Forum !!!
Maybe the joke isn't all that funny -- (but I think it is - LOL).
Maybe the joke isn't all that funny -- (but I think it is - LOL).
by Ibrahim on 30 November 2010 - 18:11
Maggie as a forgive me, here is one joke
Why can't a dog enjoy the internet ????
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Answer: It is too messy to mark every Web site he visits.
Why can't a dog enjoy the internet ????
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Answer: It is too messy to mark every Web site he visits.
by dAWgESOME on 30 November 2010 - 19:11
ROFLAMAO!!! 
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