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by Ibrahim on 08 November 2010 - 18:11
God loves you the way you are.
A 54 year old woman had a heart attack and was taken to the hospital.
While on the table she had a near death experience. Seeing Angel of Death, she asked "Is my time up?"
Angel said, "No, you have another 43 years, 2 months and 8 days to live."
Upon recovery, the woman decided to stay in the hospital and have a face-lift, breast implants and a tummy tuck. She even had someone come in and change her hair color and brighten her teeth! Since she had so much more time to live, she figured she might as well make the most of it.
After her last operation, she was released from the hospital. While crossing the street on her way home, she was killed by an ambulance.
Arriving in front of Angel, she demanded, "I thought you said I had another 43 years? Why didn't you pull me from out of the path of the ambulance?"
Angel replied: "I didn't recognize you."
A 54 year old woman had a heart attack and was taken to the hospital.
While on the table she had a near death experience. Seeing Angel of Death, she asked "Is my time up?"
Angel said, "No, you have another 43 years, 2 months and 8 days to live."
Upon recovery, the woman decided to stay in the hospital and have a face-lift, breast implants and a tummy tuck. She even had someone come in and change her hair color and brighten her teeth! Since she had so much more time to live, she figured she might as well make the most of it.
After her last operation, she was released from the hospital. While crossing the street on her way home, she was killed by an ambulance.
Arriving in front of Angel, she demanded, "I thought you said I had another 43 years? Why didn't you pull me from out of the path of the ambulance?"
Angel replied: "I didn't recognize you."
by mariaartashes on 08 November 2010 - 19:11
by yellowrose of Texas on 08 November 2010 - 23:11
Nobody ever did, or ever will, escape the consequences of his choices.”
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by CrysBuck25 on 09 November 2010 - 04:11
Truer words were never spoken!
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by bazza on 09 November 2010 - 07:11
Ibrahim, that was funny, thanks for the chuckle here this morning.
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