A joke for the week end - Page 1

In Jordan there is a city called Tafilah, a person from Tafilah is called Tafilians, most of the jokes here are on Tafilians, so here we go:


Going Cheap

A Tafilian ,who had recently arrived in the US, wanted to earn some money. He decided to become a 'handy-man' and started looking for some work in an up market locality nearby. He noticed that a beautiful bungalow belonged to an Indian family. He went there and asked the owner, if he had any odd jobs for him to do.



"Well, you can paint my porch. How much will you charge?" the owner asked.



The Tafilian responded, "How about $ 20?"



The owner said "Fine, there's a can of brown paint and brushes in the garage."



The owner's wife, inside the house, overhearing the conversation asked her husband, "Does he realize that the porch goes all around the house? That's a whole day's job."



The man replied, "He should; he was standing on it. Plus, he's an enterprising Tafilian. Do you think he's dumb?"



"No, I don't think so. I guess I'm just influenced by those stupid Tafilian e-mail jokes we keep receiving."



A short time later, the Tafilian came to the door and asked for $ 20.



"You've finished already?" the husband asked.



"Yes," he replied, "and there was paint left over, so I gave it two coats."



Impressed, the man reached into his pocket for the money and handed it to him.





"And by the way," the Tafilian added, "it's not a Porch, it's a BMW

Good one Ibrahim.

I am sure the message board Tafilian will delete it at any time.

lol 
Always,
Cee

The Joke was funny and so was Tarek's comment.   

Thanks -- have a great day !

porch _porsche!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL 

That's cute! 

Looks like my joke was tossed  somewhere in central cal.........LOL!!!

A woman says to her husband, "The paint on the porch is peeling, when do you plan on putting aside some time to scrape and paint it?"  To which he replies, "Do you see Dutch Boy written across my forehead?"  A couple of days later, the wife says, "The belt on the washer came off, can you please replace it?"  He says, "Do you see Sears written across my forehead?"  The next day, the wife says, "The drain is clogged, can you please clear it?"  Again, the husband says "Do you see Roto-Rooter written across my forehead?"

The next day the husband comes home to find a shiny new paint job on the porch.  He walks in the house and is surprised to hear his wife happily whistling as the washer is on it's final spin.  He says, "Who painted the porch, replaced the belt on the washer and cleared the drain?  The wife says, "Oh, didn't I tell you?  I hired a handyman, he was WONDERFUL!"  Hubby says, "How much did he charge???"  She laughingly says, "Oh, we worked out a deal.  He said I could either bake him a cake or we could spend the rest of the afternoon making mad, passionate love!"  Hubby says, "So, what kind of cake did you make him?"  Wife says, "Do you see Betty Crocker written across my forehead?"

I heard that Porche joke before but with a blonde who did it. funny!

I got a one:
Three men died and stood in front of God in heaven...

God asked the first if he had been faithful to his wife. He admitted to three affairs during his marriage, so God gave him a beat up Dodge Neon to drive in heaven...

The second man admitted to just one affair while married and was given a Toyota....

The third man was asked and said that he had been totally faithful to his wife until the day he died. God praised him and gave him a new pimped out luxury Lincoln Navigator...

A week later the three guys met in a parking lot. The man driving the luxury Lincoln began to cry.

"What's the matter?"

"I just passed my wife, and she was riding a bike!"

GSD travels that is funny!!!!!  I will have to pass that on to the friends!!

EK