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by Vixen on 26 August 2010 - 00:08
1. If it itches, you can reach it. And no matter where it itches, no one will be offended if you scratch it in public.
2. No one notices if you have hair growing in weird places as you get older.
3. Personal hygiene is a blast: No one expects you to take a bath every day, and you don't even have to comb your own hair.
4. Having a wet nose is considered a sign of good health.
5. No one thinks less of you for 'passing gas'. Some people might actually think you're cute.
6. Who needs a big home entertainment system? A bone or an old shoe can entertain you for hours.
7. You can spend hours just smelling stuff.
8. No one ever expects you to pay for lunch or dinner. You never have to worry about table manners, and if you gain weight, it's someone else's fault.
9. It doesn't take much to make you happy. You're always excited to see the same old people. All they have to do is leave the room for five minutes and come back.
10. All garbage looks like a cold buffet to you.
2. No one notices if you have hair growing in weird places as you get older.
3. Personal hygiene is a blast: No one expects you to take a bath every day, and you don't even have to comb your own hair.
4. Having a wet nose is considered a sign of good health.
5. No one thinks less of you for 'passing gas'. Some people might actually think you're cute.
6. Who needs a big home entertainment system? A bone or an old shoe can entertain you for hours.
7. You can spend hours just smelling stuff.
8. No one ever expects you to pay for lunch or dinner. You never have to worry about table manners, and if you gain weight, it's someone else's fault.
9. It doesn't take much to make you happy. You're always excited to see the same old people. All they have to do is leave the room for five minutes and come back.
10. All garbage looks like a cold buffet to you.
by raymond on 26 August 2010 - 00:08
Oh my why can't I be a dog????????????????????
by Red Sable on 26 August 2010 - 01:08
I work with men that indulge in all of those on the list, except for maybe #4
by Vixen on 26 August 2010 - 01:08
LOL to both comments
by raymond on 26 August 2010 - 01:08
by raymond on 26 August 2010 - 01:08
sorry but the child in rs's avatar and talk about dogs brought this old favorite to mind!
by Vixen on 26 August 2010 - 01:08
Hello raymond, never heard that song before, and thoroughly enjoyed it. Thanks for sharing.
Kind Regards,
Vixen
Kind Regards,
Vixen
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