Don't eat chicken sandwiches, no matter what..... (for adults only) PLEASE - Page 1

A little boy and a little girl attended the same school and became friends.
Every day they would sit together to eat their lunch.. They discovered that they both brought chicken sandwiches every day! This went on all through the fourth and fifth grades, until one day he noticed that her sandwich wasn't a chicken sandwich.
He said, 'Hey, how come you're not eating chicken, don't you like it anymore?'
She said 'I love it but I have to stop eating it.'


'Why?' he asked.
She pointed to her lap and said 'Cause I'm starting to grow little feathers down there!'
'Let me see' he said.
'Okay' and she showed him..
He looked and said, 'That's right. You are! Better not eat any more chicken.'
He kept eating his chicken sandwiches until one day he brought peanut butter.
He said to the little girl,
'I have to stop eating chicken sandwiches, I'm starting to get feathers down there too!' She asked if she could look, so he showed her!


She said 'Oh, my Gosh, it's too late for you! You've already got the NECK and GIZZARDS!!!

Pretty good one. ;-)

LOL!  That's cute!  You are what you eat!

Vickie
www.PowerHausKennels.com

that was a good one

do the bump

Reminds me of my boy Zeeky when I acquired him at 7.5 months and began to switch him over to raw. When he was reluctant at first to eat the chicken necks, the question on his face was "What sort of body parts are you feeding me , mom?"

 
Leaving Work Early

Three girls all worked in the same office with the same female boss.
Each day, they watched the boss leave work early.  One day, the girls decided that, when the boss left, they would leave right behind her.  After all, she never called or came back to work, so how would she know they went home early?

The brunette was thrilled to be home early...she did a little gardening, spent playtime with her son, and went to bed early.

The redhead was elated to be able to get in a quick workout at the spa before meeting a dinner date.

The blonde was happy to get home early and surprise her husband, but when she got to her bedroom, she heard a muffled noise from inside.   Slowly and quietly, she cracked open the door and was mortified to see her husband in bed with her boss!   Gently she closed the door and crept out of the house.

The next day, at their coffee break, the brunette and redhead planned to leave early again, and they asked the blonde if she was going to go with them.

“No way!” the blonde exclaimed. "I almost got caught yesterday

Seeing-Eye Dogs

Two women were out for a Saturday stroll.  One had a Doberman and the other, a Chihuahua.  As they walked down the street, the one with the Doberman said to her friend, "Let's go over to that bar for a drink."

The lady with the Chihuahua said, "We can't go in there.  We've got dogs with us."
The one with the Doberman said, "Just watch, and do as I do."

They walked over to the bar and the one with the Doberman put on a pair of dark glasses and started to walk in.   The bouncer at the door said, "Sorry, lady, no pets allowed."   The woman with the Doberman said, "You don't understand, this is my seeing-eye dog."   The bouncer said, "A Doberman?"   The woman said, "Yes, they're using them now.  They're very good."
The bouncer said, "OK, come on in."

The lady with the Chihuahua thought that convincing him that a Chihuahua was a seeing-eye dog may be a bit more difficult, but thought,"What the heck," so she put on her dark glasses and started to walk in.

Once again the bouncer said, "Sorry, lady, no pets allowed."  The woman said, "You don't understand.  This is my seeing-eye dog."   The bouncer said, "A Chihuahua?"   The woman with the Chihuahua said,   "A Chihuahua? !   They gave me a F**king Chihuahua ?? !!!!!"