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by yellowrose of Texas on 28 July 2010 - 04:07
I just got this and had to share!
Why Some Men Have Dogs And Not Wives:
1. The later you are, the more excited your dogs are to see you..bmp)
2. Dogs don't notice if you call them by another dog's name.
3. Dogs like it if you leave a lot of things on the floor.
4. A dog's parents never visit..bmp)
5. Dogs agree that you have to raise your voice to get your point across.
6. You never have to wait for a dog; they're ready to go 24 hours a day.
7. Dogs find you amusing when you're drunk..
8. Dogs like to go hunting and fishing.
9. A dog will not wake you up at night to ask, "If I died, would you get another dog?"
10. If a dog has babies, you can put an ad in the paper and give them away.
11. A dog will let you put a studded collar on it without calling you a pervert.
12. If a dog smells another dog on you, they don't get mad. They just think it's interesting.
13. Dogs like to ride in the back of a pickup truck..bmp)
And last, but not least:
14. If a dog leaves, it won't take half of your stuff.
To test this theory:
Lock your wife and your dog in the garage for an hour. Then open it and see who's happy to see you.
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Why Some Men Have Dogs And Not Wives:
1. The later you are, the more excited your dogs are to see you.
2. Dogs don't notice if you call them by another dog's name.
3. Dogs like it if you leave a lot of things on the floor.
4. A dog's parents never visit.
5. Dogs agree that you have to raise your voice to get your point across.
6. You never have to wait for a dog; they're ready to go 24 hours a day.
7. Dogs find you amusing when you're drunk..
8. Dogs like to go hunting and fishing.
9. A dog will not wake you up at night to ask, "If I died, would you get another dog?"
10. If a dog has babies, you can put an ad in the paper and give them away.
11. A dog will let you put a studded collar on it without calling you a pervert.
12. If a dog smells another dog on you, they don't get mad. They just think it's interesting.
13. Dogs like to ride in the back of a pickup truck.
And last, but not least:
14. If a dog leaves, it won't take half of your stuff.
To test this theory:
Lock your wife and your dog in the garage for an hour. Then open it and see who's happy to see you.
by Two Moons on 28 July 2010 - 04:07
LOL............
by Bhaugh on 28 July 2010 - 04:07
Because we choose dogs over husbands 
by raymond on 28 July 2010 - 14:07
Jan you are probably the smartest woman in the whole world! Yes you certainly are! Are you married?Shopping? Can you cook snake meat ?and can you carry water from the pump handle? do you like dogs? If you answer yes to all three I am coming to Texas !
by ShadyLady on 28 July 2010 - 15:07
Funny. ;-)
by yellowrose of Texas on 29 July 2010 - 01:07
Yes, I clean dog pens , shovel dog poop to a pit, mow three acres, drive a Cowboy cadillac, , carry water from a hand pumped well, repair fence lines, kill copperheads, shoot a 357magnum and a 12 ga shotgun, sling a mop , run a vaccuum , know how to make SHIT ON SHINGLES< type, write, talk, repair electrical, train a dog, feed , clean and trim trees, plant a garden, weed a fence line, dig a hole , clean porches, paint, repair china , sew , sell ice to eskimos or clothes on a very hot day, drive a race car, search for criminals with gun and boots and a leashed dog, but I do not know how to balance a check book , sing off key, fall down a hill, trip over a hose or jump off the barn roof, or find my car keys, or my sunglasses in the dark. I cannot hear , or smell a bear in the woods but I can find a liar in a wood pile.
I have no hobbies as all is a job here and I make no pretenses to like anything but the best. My gsd are my body guards so bring a big sleeve, all your dog equipment , A BIBLE , and a sleeping bag as I only have one bed in my home. My collection of dolls, china, fine jewelry, books, music, pictures, Pewter, glassware, and Elephants takes up all the bedrooms and the sun room also., with live plants in every corner.
You are perfectly welcome here but bring a T shirt so we can put DALLAS COWBOYS in big letters on front and back for you to wear to town on Saturdays, which is bath day.
There is plenty of room for more gsd and plenty of open space for training. You are on your own when it comes to protection so be ready and able to defend yourself at all costs. My dogs do not ride in the back of a pickup , they ride shotgun for all to see. So if you do not like a lap dog be prepared with driving your own vehicle any place you wamt to go.
Life in Texas with or without a MAN
YR
I have no hobbies as all is a job here and I make no pretenses to like anything but the best. My gsd are my body guards so bring a big sleeve, all your dog equipment , A BIBLE , and a sleeping bag as I only have one bed in my home. My collection of dolls, china, fine jewelry, books, music, pictures, Pewter, glassware, and Elephants takes up all the bedrooms and the sun room also., with live plants in every corner.
You are perfectly welcome here but bring a T shirt so we can put DALLAS COWBOYS in big letters on front and back for you to wear to town on Saturdays, which is bath day.
There is plenty of room for more gsd and plenty of open space for training. You are on your own when it comes to protection so be ready and able to defend yourself at all costs. My dogs do not ride in the back of a pickup , they ride shotgun for all to see. So if you do not like a lap dog be prepared with driving your own vehicle any place you wamt to go.
Life in Texas with or without a MAN
YR
by Ruger1 on 29 July 2010 - 03:07
Very funny,,,,
by raymond on 29 July 2010 - 14:07
Well smack my grandma!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! real women still do exist!
by Myracle on 29 July 2010 - 16:07
Damn.
I kinda wanna go live with Jan now.
I kinda wanna go live with Jan now.
by yellowrose of Texas on 29 July 2010 - 20:07
That was only a small list! lol
I am not a sit down Yellowrose. Never have been .
I find myself doing too many things for too many days a week...TODAY MY daughter and grandkids are pulling me away to go see the movie SALT with Angelina Jolie...
One of my gsd just went home , Rito came for boarding and his dad gave me a few extra dollar to go buy me POPCORN and a soda POP>>>>>
Geeeez not dog food!!
LOL
I am gearing down, really , but you may have to sedate me to force me to place my gsd and stop all this WORK>
Off to the MOVIES!
YR
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