Trophy facts - Page 1

I was thinking about contacting Paul McCartney about sponsoring trophies for the AWDF. Over the years I have supported him and I have purchased at least 3 of his cud’s. During the time I have been asking for trophy donations he has not sponsored one so I figure that he owes me

There are some important facts about trophy sponsorship

Sponsoring a trophy will not cause ringworm

No Polyesters were harmed in the manufacture of our trophies

Sponsoring a trophy costs about the same a 5lbs of tic tacs, 25lbs of Gummi Bears, 400lbs of potatoes or 300 tablets of Midol

Sponsoring a dog trophy is considerably less expensive than sponsoring a trophy wife. (The money Mr. McCartney spent on his last divorce cold sponsor every trophy for the next 10,000 years at AWDF events. That’s a kind of immortality you don’t get from singing silly love songs. I am sure that if he were interested that I could introduce him to some lovely ladies in our sport.

Actually there are a lot of similarities between Paul McCartney and myself. We both play bass, we both have spleens, and we both breathe oxygen…..Darn that is just uncanny

There are still trophies left

2010awdf.com

You know what, Why Paul Mc Cartney, what about Steven Seagal he lives in the USA does he not so much easier to get a Sponser and he is into German Shepherds as well, a far better chance i think.
 I think if Sir Paul McCartney should read your post i think your chance is slim to nil
Steve1

Hab,
I love reading your posts!...always creating a chuckle for the day!
Sponsor on!
Robin

hey steve speaking as one person with a spleen to another .. I have never bought any of Mr Segals' music so I felt somewhat guilty.  Also I thought that his stature as a Martial Artist was a poor mix with my tendencies as a wise ass. 

I have purchased many many Frank Zappa CD's but the problem there is obvious.

I have also purchased alot of Dave Grohls work over the years but he is always so busy

Hope everyone enjoyed

Jeff:

              Maybe Dwezel or Moons could make it since were talking Zappa,s ? Of course you will be doing the annoucing ?

Habanaro
Now you know why i am such a misrable old Git, No sense of Humour well a twisted one if that
Steve1

George Foreman might be happy to donate a buck or two in return for an advertising spot on the program or web site....he has that gril........

How many of these people have website with contact us forms, some might want to donate....



Steven Sigal has German Shepherds and participates in Ring Sports.
Deion Sanders
Robert Wagner
Wayne Simonovich
Jim Belushi
Burt Reynolds
Martina McBride
Jimmy Buffet Band
Ted Shackelford,
Tanya Tucker,
Floyd "Red Crow" Westerman,
John Kerry,
Jake Gyllenhaal,
SHANIA TWAIN,
Lou Gehrig,
Christina Applegate,
Roseann Barr,
Alyssa Malano,
Shannen Doherty,
Jimmy Page
Felix Hollenstein
Garth Brooks
George Foreman - has a SchH dog.
Clive Owen,
Antonio Banderas,
Gwyneth Paltrow
Bo Derek

Sitasmom,
When you copy names from other threads you may want to check to be sure the celebrities are still alive. 

Just a thought,

Jim

You mean Lou Gehrig isn't around anymore? LMAO

I'm promoting you to K9 detective!

I certainy hope the pay is higher.

Good to see you back.