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by Ibrahim on 06 May 2010 - 08:05
Why men have two hands
by Ibrahim on 06 May 2010 - 08:05
by Ibrahim on 06 May 2010 - 08:05
by tarekallam on 06 May 2010 - 09:05
But pls tell us why women have 2 hands?
by Ibrahim on 06 May 2010 - 09:05
Young Son: Is it true, Dad, I heard that in some parts of Africa a man doesn't know his wife until he marries her?
Dad: That happens in most countries, son.
by Ibrahim on 06 May 2010 - 09:05
After a quarrel, a wife said to her husband,
"You know, I was a fool when I married you."
The husband replied,
"Yes, dear, but I was in love and didn't notice."
by tarekallam on 06 May 2010 - 09:05
by Ibrahim on 06 May 2010 - 09:05
A man asked his wife what she'd like for her 40th birthday. "I'd love to be six again," she replied. On the morning of her birthday, he got her up bright and early and off they went to a local theme park. What a day! He put her on every ride in the park: the Death Slide, the Screaming Loop, the Wall of Fear, everything there was! Wow! Five hours later she staggered out of the theme park, her head reeling and her stomach upside down. Right to a McDonald's they went, where her husband ordered her a Happy Meal along with extra fries and a refreshing chocolate shake. Then, it was off to a movie - the latest Disney and what a fabulous adventure!
Finally, she wobbled home with her husband and collapsed into bed. He leaned over and lovingly asked, "Well, dear, what was it like being six again?" One eye opened. "You idiot, I meant my dress size." The moral of this story is: When a woman speaks and a man is actually listening, he will still get it wrong.
by Ibrahim on 06 May 2010 - 09:05
A woman has two hands, one for picking what she shops & the other to pay with.
by tarekallam on 06 May 2010 - 09:05
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