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by Wolfinbok on 20 April 2010 - 18:04
Today's Sermon, Police K9 Patrol.
Today at the church of the Great Fire hydrant, we have a guest speaker,
Brother Two Moons. Deacon Mcknown will be sitting in the back of the
church to make sure no one leaves without making a contribution. Sister Hodie
will be taking up collection offering (we always get 30% more when
she takes the offerings). Sister Beetree will lead the choir, while
sister LAVAK9 plays the organ.
Today's sermon will be on the most important part of a police k9.
Officers don't have time to train, so they go with the show of force technique.
The show of force is when you approach a suspect, you try to make him feel that it is in his
best interest not to resist arrest or run. So you gain an extra 20 lbs, and get the meanest
looking dog on four legs you can find. This technique has proved to work 95% of the
time . The dog can be the biggest dummy, but only has to look like he really means
business . The other 5% of the time you will have to call for back up.
Thank you Rev. Two Moons for that spirit filled sermon. Remember the collection plate will
be coming around before leave, please give what you can.
Today at the church of the Great Fire hydrant, we have a guest speaker,
Brother Two Moons. Deacon Mcknown will be sitting in the back of the
church to make sure no one leaves without making a contribution. Sister Hodie
will be taking up collection offering (we always get 30% more when
she takes the offerings). Sister Beetree will lead the choir, while
sister LAVAK9 plays the organ.
Today's sermon will be on the most important part of a police k9.
Officers don't have time to train, so they go with the show of force technique.
The show of force is when you approach a suspect, you try to make him feel that it is in his
best interest not to resist arrest or run. So you gain an extra 20 lbs, and get the meanest
looking dog on four legs you can find. This technique has proved to work 95% of the
time . The dog can be the biggest dummy, but only has to look like he really means
business . The other 5% of the time you will have to call for back up.
Thank you Rev. Two Moons for that spirit filled sermon. Remember the collection plate will
be coming around before leave, please give what you can.
by Two Moons on 20 April 2010 - 18:04
Lonely?
Must be.
Must be.
by beetree on 20 April 2010 - 19:04
Not sure why I get an honorable mention, God knows I can't sing.
by Wolfinbok on 20 April 2010 - 19:04
Bored, nothing worth reading. Just food for thought.
Police use dogs mainly for show. But not all of them.
The gun the badge the dog. I will go quietly.
Police use dogs mainly for show. But not all of them.
The gun the badge the dog. I will go quietly.
by RONNIERUNCO on 20 April 2010 - 19:04
BEETREE I LOVE IT WHEN YOU HIT THE HIGH NOTES
by beetree on 20 April 2010 - 19:04
Ronnie! At least I don't sound like Lassie! LOL
by RONNIERUNCO on 20 April 2010 - 19:04
BEETREE YOU MAKE ME SOUND LIKE LASSIE. I SEE YOU HAVE BEEN WATCHING PORKYS AGAIN.
by Two Moons on 20 April 2010 - 19:04
Imagine if you will, nude police.
by melba on 20 April 2010 - 20:04
Not everyone needs to be seen nude. LOL. That could potentially be a very scary sight.
Melissa
Melissa
by beetree on 20 April 2010 - 20:04
Moons, "You can keep your hat on".... what's that song....
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