O/T THE COUNTDOWN TO PARADISE - Page 1

IM SORRY PEOPLE BUT I AM COUNTING THE SECONDS.  A THING OF BEAUTY OR WHAT?
www.kfc.com/doubledown/

Make sure to take Dinky with you, or may not let you back inthe house!

1DOGGIE2 DINK AND BAMBAM AND PEBBLES ARE COUNTING OFF THE SECONDS AS WELL.  ALL THREE OF THEM WILL ORDER THE ORIGINAL RECIPE DOUBLE DOWN.  I AM WATCHING MY WEIGHT IN ORDER TO JOIN JENNIS MUSTLOVEDOGS DATING SITE SO I WILL BE HAVING THE GRILLED DOUBLE DOWN WITH LESS CALORIES.  BAMBAM AND PEBBLES ARE 5WKS OLD TODAY AND HAVE ALREADY ENJOYED KFC GOODNESS.   JUST LIKE THEIR DADDY THEY ARE HOOKED.

Give Dinkie extra, he deserves it.  He did a fine job producing BamBam and Pebbles.  And Ronnie, you don't need a diet to join any dating site.  The girls will all love you just as you are.  Just show them BamBam and Pebbles next to the Dinkster and they will fall all over themselves.   

BUT THEY WONT LOVE ME ANIMULES.  I STILL HAVE MY WINTER COAT OF FAT ON AND I HAVE RECENTLY HAD A NEW BREAKOUT OF ACNE.  IF JENNI WOULD JUST LET ME PUT MY BABIES ON THERE I WOULD HAVE JOINED YESTERDAY.  SHE WANTS A REAL PIC OF ME.  IM JUST NOT READY.

Thank you, Ronnie, for bringing this...I hesitate to call it a sandwich because it's so very much more...to my attention.  I had one at lunch today and it was all of the heart stopping goodness one would expect albeit somewhat difficult to eat while driving fast.

Unfortunately, the otherwise wonderful meal was sullied by the fact that KFC/Taco Bell's ice machine was broken and rather than 'think outside the bun' and send someone out to get ice, they decided it was perfectly appropriate to simply serve their sodas at room temperature.  Seriously?

RONNIE:

                       All good things come to those that wait...

Bambam and Pebbels are looking wonderful how about a couple more picks.

I swear, there's nothing cuter than a GSD puppy.  You just have to smile
when you see one.  

KEITH YOU SIR ARE A SCHOLAR AND A GENTLEMAN OF EXQUISITE TASTE AND REFINEMENT. I CAN SO RELATE TO YOUR FIRST EXPERIENCE EATING THE DOUBLE DOWN. WHEN I PULLED INTO THE DRIVE THRU WINDOW I HAD BEADS OF SWEAT OF ANTICIPATION ON MY FOREHEAD. LITTLE BAM BAM AND PEBBLES KNEW THAT SOMETHING VERY SPECIAL WAS ABOUT TO HAPPEN. I LOOKED BACK INTO MY PU BED AND THE DINK WAS AT FULL ATTENTION. HIS KEEN SENSES TOLD HIM THERE WAS A NEW AROMA AT OUR KFC. I ORDERED 10 DOUBLEDOWNS. THE LITTLE CHUBBY MILF AT THE WINDOW TOLD ME TO PULL UP AND SHE WOULD BRING THEM OUT TO ME. I THOUGHT I SAW A CONNECTION IN HER LOOK SO WHEN SHE ATTEMPTED TO GIVE ME A $1.33 BACK FROM THE 3 TWENTYS I GAVE HER I TOLD HER TO KEEP THE CHANGE. I BECAME SADDENED WHEN THE SKINNY KID WITH ALL THE ZITS BROUGHT OUT OUR FEAST.

ITS PRESENTED IN A BOX WITH THE COLONELS FACE ON IT. WHEN YOU OPEN THE BOX ITS LIKE CHRISTMAS. YOU HAVE TO TEAR THRU A BUNCH OF WRAPPINGS TO GET TO THE PRESENT. THE WRAPPER SAYS CAUTION HOT!  I THINK THEY WRAP IT UP LIKE THIS SO YOU WONT GET YOUR HANDS LATHERED UP WITH ALL THE LUSCIOUS CHICKEN GREASE DRIPPING OFF. WHEN I PICKED IT UP IT BEGAN TO CRUMBLE AND THE MEATY BREASTS BEGAN TO SLIDE IN OPPOSITE DIRECTIONS. ALMOST REMINDED ME OF MY DATE WITH THE BBW GAL AT DAYLIGHT DONUTS. ANYWAY I THOUGHT FOR A SECOND ON HOW TO EAT IT BUT THEN JUST FIGURED TO GO FOR IT. WHEN I TASTED THE SPECIAL SAUCE I ALMOST HAD AN ORGASM. I REALLY CANNOT DO JUSTICE TO THE TASTE IN WORDS.

I LOOKED DOWN AND THE FLOOR OF MY PU LOOKED LIKE A GARBAGE BIN. GREASY CONFETTI ALL OVER AND BAM BAM AND PEBBLES LOOKED LIKE I DOUSED THEM IN CRISCO OIL. I LOOKED AT MYSELF IN THE REAR VIEW MIRROR. MY LIPS LOOKED LIKE I HAD RUBBED THEM WITH VASELINE. AS THE CHICKEN GREASE COOLED MY LIPS LOOKED LIKE A GLAZED DONUT. I LOOKED IN THE BED AND DINKIE WAS ALONE IN A SPOTLESS BED. I HAD THROWN HIM 3 DOUBLE DOWNS. HE ATE EVERYTHING BOXES AND ALL.

WE WILL BE BACK THIS EVENING AS SOON AS I GET TO THE PAWN SHOP AND RAISE SOME FUNDS.

SIFU THANK YOU O WISE ONE FOR ASKING ABOUT THE DINKLETS. HERE THEY ARE AT 6WKS AND 3 DAYS. PLEASE EXCUSE THE GREASY FACES THEY HAVE BEEN EATING DOUBLE DOWNS.