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by Davren on 16 March 2010 - 02:03
Living The American Dream
A man owned a small farm in Broadford. The Department of Labour
claimed he was not paying proper wages to his hired helpers and sent
an inspector out to interview him.
"I need a list of your employees and how much you pay them",
demanded the inspector.
"Well," replied the farmer, "there's my farm hand who's been with me for 3 years. I pay him $400.00 a week plus free room and board.
The cook has been here for 18 months, and I pay her $300.00 per week plus free room and board.
Then there's
by Xaver vom Kammberg Owner on 16 March 2010 - 04:03
Then there's...........What? I'm interested....
by leeshideaway on 16 March 2010 - 04:03
Then there's the half-wit. He works about 18 hours every day and does about 90% of all the work around here. He makes about $10.00 per week, pays his own room and board, and I buy him a bottle of whisky every Saturday night. He also sleeps with my wife, occasionally."
"That's the guy I want to talk to... the half-wit," says the inspector.
"That would be me", replied the farmer.
"That's the guy I want to talk to... the half-wit," says the inspector.
"That would be me", replied the farmer.
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