10 Signs Your Vet Bill Is Going To Require Financing

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by dAWgESOME on 13 March 2010 - 16:03

10 Signs Your Vet Bill Is Going To Require Financing

--The doc's thermometer registers in Fahrenheit, Celsius and dollars.

--The bill came with payment coupons.

--Your Doberman just ate the receptionist.

--"He has a very rare blood type. It's called '$$ Positive.'"

--He starts talking about extended quality of life, miracles of modern veterinary medicine and
joint replacement procedures. You own a goldfish.

--They take away the blood sample on a sterling silver serving tray.

--The sad, pathetic whining in the exam room is coming from the owners.

--You suddenly realize where you've heard that low whistle before: from the plumber and the
auto mechanic.

--"Do you have any idea how expensive hamster defibrillators are?"

--And the #1 Sign Your Veterinary Bill is Going to Require Financing:"We can rebuild him.
Make him stronger, faster...."

I hope everyone is have a good weekend & no expensive visits to the vet clinic

Summer