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by GSDtravels on 02 February 2010 - 02:02
Two ladies meet in heaven:
1st woman: Hi! Wanda.
…2nd woman: Hi! Sylvia. How'd you die?
1st woman: I froze to death.
…2nd woman: How horrible!
1st woman: It wasn't so bad. After I quit shaking from the cold, I began to get warm & sleepy and finally died a peaceful death. What about you?
…2nd woman: I died of a massive heart attack. I suspected that my husband was cheating, so I came home early to catch him in the act. But instead, I found him all by himself in the den watching TV.
1st woman: So, what happened?
…2nd woman: I was so sure there was another woman there somewhere that I started running all over the house looking. I ran up into the attic and searched, and down into the basement. Then I went through every closet and checked under all the beds. I kept this up until I had looked everywhere, and finally I became so exhausted that I just keeled over with a heart attack and died.
1st woman: Too bad you didn't look in the freezer---we'd both still be alive.
…PRICELESS
by leeshideaway on 02 February 2010 - 02:02
Lee
by Davren on 02 February 2010 - 03:02
by MaggieMae on 02 February 2010 - 06:02
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by Jyl on 02 February 2010 - 07:02
by malshep on 02 February 2010 - 11:02
Always,
Cee
by MaggieMae on 02 February 2010 - 16:02
Have you ever wondered what the difference between Grandmothers and Grandfathers is? Well here it is:
A friend, who worked away from home all week, always made a special effort with his family on the weekends. Every Sunday morning he would take his 7-year old granddaughter out for a drive in the car for some bonding time - just he and his granddaughter. One particular Sunday however, he had a bad cold and really didn't feel like being up at all. Luckily, his wife came to the rescue and said that she would take their granddaughter out.
When they returned, the little girl anxiously ran upstairs to see her Grandfather.
“Well, did you enjoy your ride with grandma?”
“Oh yes, Papa' the girl replied, ‘and do you know what?”
“We didn't see a single dumb bastard, dip shit or horse's ass anywhere we went today!”
Almost brings a tear to your eye, doesn't it?
by GSDtravels on 02 February 2010 - 18:02
"Dumb bastard!"
She's almost 30 now and I still laugh about it.
by Two Moons on 02 February 2010 - 18:02
by MaggieMae on 02 February 2010 - 23:02
This isn't a "FUNNY" -- but it is soooo precious. A Must Watch/Listen Video
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