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by Vikram on 15 October 2009 - 23:10
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4ofadTdHhXk&feature=rec-HM-r2
cheers
All Knowledge , the totality of all Questions & Answers is contained in the dog.
~Franz Kafka
cheers
All Knowledge , the totality of all Questions & Answers is contained in the dog.
~Franz Kafka
by Vikram on 15 October 2009 - 23:10
by Sunsilver on 16 October 2009 - 02:10
Wow!
Just curious to know: how would the dog's score be affected in that first video by somersaulting overtop of the sleeve like that?
As for the second video, if I were the one stepping overtop of that Mal, I'd want to be wearing a bitesuit too.
Especially if I were a guy....
Just curious to know: how would the dog's score be affected in that first video by somersaulting overtop of the sleeve like that?
As for the second video, if I were the one stepping overtop of that Mal, I'd want to be wearing a bitesuit too.
Especially if I were a guy....
by Two Moons on 16 October 2009 - 03:10
I would rather hear commands than the music,
The e-collar was interesting.
I dunno, I thought from the title of the thread this was about a woman.
LOL...... I'm sorry, just can't seem to take it seriously.
You can never return from hell, once your there, your there to stay.
The e-collar was interesting.
I dunno, I thought from the title of the thread this was about a woman.
LOL...... I'm sorry, just can't seem to take it seriously.
You can never return from hell, once your there, your there to stay.
by cage on 16 October 2009 - 07:10
When talking about hell - Do you know why St Peter accepts only 20 % of women in Paradise?
Otherwise,it would be hell.
Otherwise,it would be hell.
by Sunsilver on 16 October 2009 - 14:10
Ask a serious question, and all you get are stupid, sexist jokes!
How typical of this place!
How typical of this place!
by Two Moons on 16 October 2009 - 17:10
I see your question goes unanswered still,
I do not know the answer myself.
I do not know the answer myself.
by cage on 16 October 2009 - 17:10
Sunsilver,don´t you have a sense of humour?Humour is spice of our lives.It wasn´t meant to be sexist,I read it today and wanted to share it and make other people have a good mood too.I am a woman so it can´t be sexist.
Marcela
Marcela
by Two Moons on 16 October 2009 - 17:10
Just using those three letters makes me feel better S E X !
You get that way at my age.........LOL
Glad you cleared that up cage......................:)
Moons.
You get that way at my age.........LOL
Glad you cleared that up cage......................:)
Moons.
by Sunsilver on 16 October 2009 - 17:10
Cage, I DO have a sense of humour. If you look at the 'missing?' thread, you will see the proof.
And I think that joke is about as dumb and sexist as they come.
You have to know the history of this board. Again and again, I've seen crap political threads, or threads where posters were bashing each other get all the traffic, while a serious, worthwhile question from a new poster disappeared off the bottom of the page without a single response.
You want jokes? Here's one that's more my style...
An atheist was walking through the woods.
'What majestic trees!
'What powerful rivers!
'What beautiful animals!
He said to himself.
As he was walking alongside the river,he heard a rustling in the bushes behind him.
He turned to look. He saw a 7-foot grizzly bear charge towards him.
He ran as fast as he could up the path. He looked over his shoulder & saw that the bear was closing in on him..
He looked over his shoulder again & the bear was even closer.
He tripped & fell on the ground.
He rolled over to pick himself up but saw that the bear was right on top of him, reaching for him with his left paw & raising his right paw to strike him.
At that instant the Atheist cried out,
'Oh my God!'
Time Stopped.
The bear froze.
The forest was silent.
As a bright light shone upon the man, a voice came out of the sky.
'You deny my existence for all these years, teach others I don't exist & even credit creation to cosmic accident.'
'Do you expect me to help you out of this predicament?
Am I to count you as a believer?
The atheist looked directly into the light, 'It would be hypocritical of me to suddenly ask you to treat me as a Christian now, but perhaps you could make the BEAR a Christian'?
'Very well,' said the voice.
The light went out. The sounds of the forest resumed. The bear dropped his right paw, brought both paws together, bowed his head & spoke:
'Lord bless this food, which I am about to receive from thy bounty through Christ our Lord, Amen.'
And I think that joke is about as dumb and sexist as they come.
You have to know the history of this board. Again and again, I've seen crap political threads, or threads where posters were bashing each other get all the traffic, while a serious, worthwhile question from a new poster disappeared off the bottom of the page without a single response.
You want jokes? Here's one that's more my style...
An atheist was walking through the woods.
'What majestic trees!
'What powerful rivers!
'What beautiful animals!
He said to himself.
As he was walking alongside the river,he heard a rustling in the bushes behind him.
He turned to look. He saw a 7-foot grizzly bear charge towards him.
He ran as fast as he could up the path. He looked over his shoulder & saw that the bear was closing in on him..
He looked over his shoulder again & the bear was even closer.
He tripped & fell on the ground.
He rolled over to pick himself up but saw that the bear was right on top of him, reaching for him with his left paw & raising his right paw to strike him.
At that instant the Atheist cried out,
'Oh my God!'
Time Stopped.
The bear froze.
The forest was silent.
As a bright light shone upon the man, a voice came out of the sky.
'You deny my existence for all these years, teach others I don't exist & even credit creation to cosmic accident.'
'Do you expect me to help you out of this predicament?
Am I to count you as a believer?
The atheist looked directly into the light, 'It would be hypocritical of me to suddenly ask you to treat me as a Christian now, but perhaps you could make the BEAR a Christian'?
'Very well,' said the voice.
The light went out. The sounds of the forest resumed. The bear dropped his right paw, brought both paws together, bowed his head & spoke:
'Lord bless this food, which I am about to receive from thy bounty through Christ our Lord, Amen.'
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